Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.
Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot
Present - Cock Snotting
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Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.
by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014
Get the Cock Snotmug. Butthole snot is a bodily fluid. Butthole snot can only be produced by a person who is not the owner of the snot-holding butthole.
I was partying with Gwen and walked into Gavin’s backstage dressing room. We totally surprised him mid-thrust as he was donating butthole snot to a poor, misguided male groupie.
by I am the Travis November 29, 2020
Get the Butthole Snotmug. by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024
Get the Snot jobmug. Adam: "Did you hear about that weed farm burning down"
Derrick: " Yeah those guys are gonna be high as cow snot"
Derrick: " Yeah those guys are gonna be high as cow snot"
by XxSmithxX October 27, 2017
Get the Cow Snotmug. by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021
Get the Snot Noodlemug. by ethan eggity November 7, 2023
Get the snot dongmug. I suddenly felt "not so fresh" so I went to the restroom to check & low & behold there was a big glob of snatch snot in my panties.
by Allie101977 January 28, 2023
Get the Snatch snotmug.