Cock Snot

Verb - Cock Snot: When a male or She-male (anyone with the ability to jizz themselves) sneezes to the extent that they literally blow a load into their pants, causing a regretful, nasty mess equal to that of a shart.

Present - Cock Snotting
Past - Cock Snotted
Future - Cock Snot

Kaine: Jesus Christ Logan did you hear what happened to Kevin in class today?
Logan: No...?
Kaine: That poor bastard cock snotted himself...
Logan: I'm so sorry to hear that.

by Fucking Ian. March 1, 2014

Butthole Snot

Butthole snot is a bodily fluid. Butthole snot can only be produced by a person who is not the owner of the snot-holding butthole.

I was partying with Gwen and walked into Gavin’s backstage dressing room. We totally surprised him mid-thrust as he was donating butthole snot to a poor, misguided male groupie.

by I am the Travis November 29, 2020

Snot job

When an individual sneezes during oral sex and proceeds to use the snot to lubricate the penis.

Wow rob gave me a great snot job

by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024

Cow Snot

Another term for being really high.

Adam: "Did you hear about that weed farm burning down"

Derrick: " Yeah those guys are gonna be high as cow snot"

by XxSmithxX October 27, 2017

Snot Noodle

A noodle like snot projection resulting from a sneeze.

Did you see that kid over there? He sneezed a six inch Snot Noodle!

by Woodrow Longfellow June 22, 2021

snot dong

whenever you youse your moms snot for lub in anul sex

i tell you what that snot dong was fun last night

by ethan eggity November 7, 2023

Snatch snot

The slimy snot-like secretions or discharge of a woman's vagina.

I suddenly felt "not so fresh" so I went to the restroom to check & low & behold there was a big glob of snatch snot in my panties.

by Allie101977 January 28, 2023