snot

(verb) when snot unexpectedly flies out of your nose

your joke was so funny i snotted.

by bigheadwoo February 17, 2019

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Snot-corn

Corn that went up your windpipe, and went back into your mouth or out your nose.

You can still eat it even though it was in your nose

Wow that was one big snot-corn I swallowed

by Baoislemmjng September 27, 2024

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snot hubris

in your face political arrogance that can't be denied.

"You know", said Dana, "if he was going to call out Biden's hubris and arrogance, he should have noticed the snot hubris on his own face!"

by JayDIck July 1, 2024

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snot hand

A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.

Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."

by Ailay Yuka January 24, 2008

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Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.

Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.

by DariaTX December 22, 2022

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