snot hand

A term used to describe the after-effects of proundly blowing one's nose into one's bare hand and not asking for a tissue, even if your friend has one.

Kenny: "Oh my word, Henry just blew his nose into his bare hand! Who does that?"
Lenny: "Yikes, now he's shaking Joat's hand with his snot hand!"
Penny: "I don't feel bad, Joat has had dick hand since he updated his pornfolio this afernoon."

by Ailay Yuka January 24, 2008

Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.

Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.

by DariaTX December 22, 2022

Snot luge

The radical acceleration of mucus and other liquified body fluids and chemicals ,including coke chunky blood as they are launched via sneeze down a well mostuirized snotqueduct.

The supermodel I was out with, was so wasted her bloody snot luge ruined my white dinner jacket.

by Rick Pitt October 1, 2011

snot fox

When you spit a decent sized loogie in someone's asshole and fist them vigorously directly afterward

I got snot foxxed hard last night bro.

by Mickle angle low December 31, 2017

Strawberry Snot Rocket

When you sneeze on your period and shoot out a blood clot.

I had to unstick the strawberry snot rocket my dog left on the floor the other day because I forgot to put a tampon in her.

by CAT CUM December 3, 2025

snot in the pit

The leftover mucus after one sneezes into another's butthole

Alex has some really weird fucked up kinks, like snot in the pit. We don't talk anymore

by Goku No Piccolo June 25, 2017

Shit Snot

Forcefully pushing out a ripper of a fart resulting in accidental wet, anal leakage

Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier

by Howard Towers December 8, 2020