Unicorn snot

When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.

Im getting my life together, so I got some unicorn snot :)))

by Jotasof September 19, 2017

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Gash Snot

The mucusy build up of a greeny substance on the labia due to a horrendous infection, usually caused by a guy named Dimitri.

Dimitri proceeded to have sexual relations with Dillon knowing full well he would infect her with a "gash snot" infection.

by Forest Mouse March 7, 2017

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snot glove

Kleenex. Tissue for your nose.

Hand me a snot glove...I've got to sneeze.

by victorzulu November 29, 2010

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Snaggle snot

A person who only wants to oppose you with the use of sniddy remarks, grimaches, and twisting your words around aguing. This is all done in a polite, but miserable manner.

When you talking to wife first thing in the morning and she's alittle sick. Not matter what you say, she is being negative and implyibg your stupid . Given enough time, she would be aguing with herself about a sunny day being sunny. Your only way to get out of this ingagement is to reply 'Fuck Off, your being a snaggle snot!' With a laugh and quick exit.

by Blackland Slang November 26, 2017

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Owen snot incident

The Owen snot incident refers to a hilarious and somewhat embarrassing situation where someone is struggling to breathe, but then a sudden burst of laughter causes them to create a massive snot bubble, resulting in a messy explosion of snot everywhere. It's a funny reminder of how laughter can sometimes lead to unexpected and uncontrollable moments!

Don't be getting the Owen snot incident???

by The snot incident witness March 28, 2025

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