9/11

9/11 is an overused meme.

Oh my God 9/11 was an inside job

Or
9/11 couldn't have been an inside joke because the planes hit the outside.
Or
I caused 9/11 .

by PositiveJack September 4, 2017

halo 9

The 9th installment of the Halo series. Masterchief will finally be dead at this point, and humanity will collapse because of this, and the covenant will occupy Earth and some other shit I'm sure. Guerrilla warfare with resurected Avery Johnson plz!

I beat everybody to a definition of Halo 9! Now I'll have friends you actually love me...

by AnonymousBitch2 November 27, 2017

1 in 9

A term used to describe the misery a LHS stuco student goes through in order to do something "new" every week for 9 weeks.

Did you see Henry's 1 in 9 for this week? He went paint balling for the first time.

by Suicidalsquad March 4, 2017

9:25

While 4:20 is for smoking and 7:10 is for dabbing, 9:25 is the time to eat cannabis edibles.

The basis of 9:25 is that responsible stoners work from 9-5, and cannot smoke pot at work. So you eat an edible for those who cannot... Or, maybe you eat it at work? Who am I to judge?

"It's 9:25, time for brownies!"

by Bearded Stoner May 11, 2016

9/11

The 9/11 is a sexual activity in which a guy airplanes (sometimes called the superman in other cultures) a girl while the second guy dives in from behind. When they all three fall this is called the 9/11.

Last night Jack was airplaining Jill while I came in from behind. It was kind of unstable and I 9/11 'd it.

by iDouBLETAPo January 21, 2018

December 9

Can i hear your voice if i let you hear mine?

This is a weird advent calendar. It goes 1, 2, 3, 8, 35, 10, 0.
Don't worry. Its supposed to be like that. Open today, December 9.

by Krkič December 9, 2020

February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021