May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 9, 2022

alex the 9

alpharad mario maker legend

alpharad and jo: haha alex the 9

by ok bruh March 22, 2021

November 9

November 9, National ask someone for $5 day.

Hey bro it’s November 9th

Oh yeah here’s $5

Thanks bro

by Thetyperoftheworld November 7, 2021

1 in 9

A term used to describe the misery a LHS stuco student goes through in order to do something "new" every week for 9 weeks.

Did you see Henry's 1 in 9 for this week? He went paint balling for the first time.

by Suicidalsquad March 4, 2017

halo 9

The 9th installment of the Halo series. Masterchief will finally be dead at this point, and humanity will collapse because of this, and the covenant will occupy Earth and some other shit I'm sure. Guerrilla warfare with resurected Avery Johnson plz!

I beat everybody to a definition of Halo 9! Now I'll have friends you actually love me...

by AnonymousBitch2 November 27, 2017

June 9

Global make fun of rule 34 and or e621 artists day

It's June 9

Let's go kick the shit out of a rule 34 artist

by Boneless soda May 20, 2023

9-short

Parents are watching

Don’t send nudes 9-short

by gLu bOy June 7, 2018