What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.
WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS
WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS
Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"
Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."
Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"
Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.
Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."
Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"
Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.
by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011
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by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010
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Often credited to The Matrix, but actually first appeared in popular culture in the 1984 sci-fi movie "The Last Starfighter" when the main character's little brother sees a robo-duplicate of his brother.
Often credited to The Matrix, but actually first appeared in popular culture in the 1984 sci-fi movie "The Last Starfighter" when the main character's little brother sees a robo-duplicate of his brother.
by SeitzFace Killa March 22, 2008
Get the what the shit mug.1. To express contempt, surprise, or general dissatisfaction.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.
Guy #1: I just cut off my finger!
Guy #2: What the John Kane!
Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?
Guy #2: What the John Kane!
Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?
by JohnKaneAdmirer February 7, 2010
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the way to say it to express your literal confusion while not offending anyone at the same time.
what the figo.
the way to say it to express your literal confusion while not offending anyone at the same time.
what the figo.
calc teacher: "so these conic sections revolve around the x-axis."
student(to another student): "dude, what the figo? i don't understand this."
student(to another student): "dude, what the figo? i don't understand this."
by LINJAMIN March 5, 2009
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by Hoops gza June 19, 2011
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other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
by acallops May 15, 2023
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