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What The Beans!?

What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.

WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS
Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"

Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."

Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"

Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.
by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011
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What the fuck is this shit?

A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.
Man 1: What the fuck is this shit?

Man 2: I'm fucking your wife while watching Disney Channel.
by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010
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what the shit

Expressing disbelief, like "what the fuck."

Often credited to The Matrix, but actually first appeared in popular culture in the 1984 sci-fi movie "The Last Starfighter" when the main character's little brother sees a robo-duplicate of his brother.
what the shit?! why are there two copies of my brother?
by SeitzFace Killa March 22, 2008
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What The John Kane!

1. To express contempt, surprise, or general dissatisfaction.
2. John Kane as being the substitution for any and all vulgar expletives/slang.
Guy #1: I just cut off my finger!
Guy #2: What the John Kane!

Mr. Deane: Where is all your homework? What the John Kane is going on here?
by JohnKaneAdmirer February 7, 2010
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what the figo

"what the fuck is going on."
the way to say it to express your literal confusion while not offending anyone at the same time.
what the figo.
calc teacher: "so these conic sections revolve around the x-axis."
student(to another student): "dude, what the figo? i don't understand this."
by LINJAMIN March 5, 2009
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what the motherfuck

A phrase uttered when no other forms of expression suffice. Used to describe a situation that is larger than one person, completely out of control and beyond explanation.
What the motherfuck. That situation was FUBAR.
by Hoops gza June 19, 2011
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what the scallop

the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”
person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!
by acallops May 15, 2023
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