tweeving 

Pronunciation:\ˈtwēvŋ\

Function: verb

The act of updating your twitter status while driving down the road and inadvertently swerving and weaving, in and out of your lane, as though you were intoxicated without a care in the world.

Bobby Joe, tired and bewildered after a long day at his job, realized another clever observation on his gridlocked commute home.

Grabbing his iPhone, Bobby Joe began a historic tweeving run, nearly running 3 vehicles and a motorcycle off the highway as he tweeted, "I'm tired, bewildered and commuting in the WORST traffic! No way I get home and see Dancing with the Stars in time. Time to get Tivo."

tweeving by RocketJohn June 10, 2009

tweetin' 

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin'"

tweetin' by Ass Masterz December 6, 2009

Tweetin 

(v.) To suck your own cock

Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?"

Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweetin"

Tweetin by Ass Masterz December 1, 2009

twentington

That's numberwang!

Simon: "Twentington"
Host: "That's numberwang!"

twentington by mp3yt0n November 3, 2019

tweeding 

(from William Magear Tweed, political leader in New York City 1823-1878) over-development, unnecessary development, or development out of character with the neighborhood, facilitated by corrupt zoning changes, tax abatements, or incentives by politicians to benefit politically connected developers. In short: private gain at public expense.

That area was once two-family homes, now it is being converted to high rises because of a zoning change, it is tweeding in action.

tweeding by patsw December 23, 2009

tweetnig

when you do better than someone in something.. whether it be athletics or academics

Deepak - I got a 95 on my test!
JaQuan - Aw man, I got a 64!
Deepak - (under his breath), I just tweetnigged JaQuan!

tweetnig by Crispak January 1, 2009

Twexting 

When one tweets at their friends on twitter instead of just texting them.

When her piece of shit phone died, Kinsey resorted to twexting to continue communicating with her "friends."

Twexting by likewingsonlead December 3, 2009