by Bryce Morganthau January 10, 2017
The perfect metaphor for the degradation of those who govern the U.S. nation from writers of The Declaration of Independence and Constitution to he whose tiny fingers pitter-patter misspelled, poorly punctuated, redundant, emotionally-charged, impetuous, and childish declarations of the president's dependence on strangers' approval for his expressions of ignorant egotism. Each authentic tweet is a representation of how the world at large has fallen into a state of such absurdity, that absurdity itself must transform because reality got too weird for anyone to know how to be funny anymore without the risk of their jokes becoming president.
"Wow this tweet actually sounds somewhat presidential."
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"
by andsowego March 22, 2017
Tweets coming from Donald trump akin the FDR's fireside chats to help American's through times of great difficulty.
by Vicious43 December 29, 2016
A person who has a habit of biting the interior of their mouth. The inside of their lips and cheeks, tearing pieces off bit by bit leaving a temporary scar.
Usually happens after quitting an addiction of smoking or biting nails.
Usually happens after quitting an addiction of smoking or biting nails.
by Meeshie Peeshie April 3, 2008
A tweet of higher quality compared to most others, usually in comedic value and wording. Typically used as a compliment towards a tweet.
by WhereTheHellAmI October 19, 2020
Similar to street cred, this is the level of respect you command in the micro-blogosphere due to your witty, cool or ingenious tweets.
by Mike Vihuela March 6, 2009
by Young Reapa December 3, 2009