twat

A) womens genitalia
B) An Inept person
C) To Punch or kick someone hard

A) I stuck my fat cock in her tight 'twat'
B) Look at that dodgy bastard, he looks a right 'twat'
C) If you dont back off i'll 'twat' you

twat by tango169 November 15, 2007

twat

A slang term for a woman's genetalia.
Apparently this is being confused with twit, which is a pregnant fish.

She has a shaved twat. (Sorry that's as clean as I could make it)

twat by Mike@STL January 6, 2007

TWAT

TWAT..Learn it, Live it, Love it..Both an insult and a term of endearment..twat is life and twat can be substituted for life in any sentence..nick started it, shannon and jill spread it to the world, and anthony to many a catholic highschool in new jersey..there is no place that twat cannot be used, its an addiction, even adults cant keep themselves from using it, even if you hate it now, you will grow to love it in about .5 seconds..

Shannon: what a fuckin twatface
Jill: I love you, twat!
Anthony: she looks like a twat..fuck off, twat!

Random IHA Girl: Where are we going to dinner friday?
Anthony: Obviously, THE MELTING TWAT!

Papa Roach: I tear my twat open, i sew my twat shut..

TWAT by Shantwat January 7, 2007

Twat

(noun)
1) One who tweets professionally.

"I just got a new job as Glenn Beck's twat. He has hired me full time to post his tweets and you can follow them at @..."

Twat by CalvinHobbes February 5, 2010

Twat

1. Slang term for vagina.
2. (When twinned with "posh") A spoilt child of a hardworking rich person.
3. An insult.
4. (When in the form "twatted") Drunk.
5. A slap, typically to the head or groin.

1. My girlfriend has such a nice twat.
2. That posh twat has a mansion the size of a suicide bomber's balls and still complains about poor living conditions! Unbelievable!
3. Piers Morgan is such a twat.
4. It's a party, let's get twatted!
5. You can't really make a sentence out of this one.

Twat by Sulphuric_Glue March 2, 2015

Twat

A word used best to describe people: incapable of acting their own age, who take pleasure in pestering someone through cruddy little voice mails and texts..., that get a kick out of arguing with people younger than them, sucking up to kids 6 YEARS younger than them, using eleven year olds instead of themselves to spy on people FAR better than them, people who're friends with fat kids that can only achieve a state of happiness through sucking up various body parts of their body with a vacuum, people that call themselves original but quite obviously are just another run-off-the-mill wemo AND take pictures of themselves bending over in disabled toilets (which says a lot about them) with toilet role on the floor in the background (which they obviously forgot to wipe their ass with - another 'Twat' characteristic) :

ttaM the Twat

Twat by MuckMack August 20, 2009

TWAT

An acronym for Tanks with Attitudes

A derogatory term used to illustrate what the 14 year old tank is acting like while leading a raid or dungeon run.

Most commonly found in the MMORPG World of Warcraft, but can apply to any of the zillions of other similar games now available on the market.

Signs of a TWAT include comments about your mother or lack of deeps. Sometimes they will follow this by called you a noob, or newb.

Banginurmomz: Hey cocksuckers...who pulled that mob.
Shammywow: Sorry boss, I didn't see that mage coming up the hallway
Banginurmomz: You stupid ass Shammy!! Do us all a favor and fucking kill urself.....oh yeah, ur deeps suck ballz u newb
Shammywow: mmmkay TWAT

TWAT by EagleAS March 9, 2010