Bat-Span 

When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)

(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!

Bat-Span by SpicyBry January 26, 2022

spick and span 

Very clean and neat. Spotlessly clean and well looked after; neat, tidy, orderly, well kept, shipshape, in apple-pie order; immaculate, uncluttered, trim, spruce.

If people can keep their houses spick and span, there is no reason for them to litter in public just because it is a shared space.

The previous resident has left owing more in unpaid service charge than the flat is worth. Now, spick and span, it will fetch, he hopes, £60 in rent a week.

If the rallies are organized for some VIP from the ruling party, the city looks spick and span for a day and artificial flower gardens spring up over night. The various roads are festooned with party flags and colourful hoardings, which lend colour to our drab and dull city.

spick and span by STAR AR15 September 13, 2022

C-Span 

Highly accurate news, showcasing congress, that is super boring.

Why can't more people watch C-Span?

C-Span by Clutterofmass March 16, 2019

spic n span 

When a company hires illegal immigrants, normally Mexican, to fill in large gaps in employment.

"dude did you hear that HR called in an order for spic n span."
"so taco's in the cafeteria again?"

spic n span by AkrielG May 11, 2010

man span 

The fleshy part between the ball sac and the anus

"Dude, I totally have to shave my man span."

man span by DuckButter01 April 24, 2009

Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub

A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.

Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.

Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub by ChezmonoIsHere February 1, 2020

C-Span 

The noises related to the act of sex (i.e., "sexual congress," or "congress"), loud enough so as to be heard through walls, floors, etc., by other individuals.

As in "to have C-Span on," or "to be listening to C-Span."

I didn't get any sleep -- my roommate and his girlfriend had C-Span on all night long.

C-Span by Sturdypants May 15, 2007