Life span of a hoe

A hoe thankfully lives up to 69 years!!

According to my calculations and data the life span of a hoe is appropriately 69 years.

by MissTightAsCheeks April 10, 2022

afriendsion span

afriendsion span is your Attention span when it comes to friends.

e.g i wouldnt get too friendly with anne she has a very short afriendsion span.

ppl with short afriendsion spans can be the cause of fights among friends, one min your the best friend the next min they get a new one.

by pansyprincess July 21, 2007

scrotal span

The lengthwise measure of one's scrotum, generally from the base of the penis to the start of the taint.

"Whoa dude, check out the scrotal span on that guy! I wish my balls were that huge."

-or-

"Haha, look at ol' tiny-balls over there. I bet you can't even measure his scrotal span with a microscope!"

by Penis Inspektor January 12, 2009

the c-span special

When you prank call somebody talking about Howard Stern.

Carl: "Hey, Randy, did you hear about Ryan? He got the C-Span Special and now he's binging the Howard Stern Show."

Jack: "Really, I got one, too."

by Mr. Whiskers' Cat June 27, 2019

spic n span

When a company hires illegal immigrants, normally Mexican, to fill in large gaps in employment.

"dude did you hear that HR called in an order for spic n span."
"so taco's in the cafeteria again?"

by AkrielG May 11, 2010

Attention Span Ponzi Scheme

An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.

The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.

Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.

by GarethBeaumains March 12, 2009

Attention Span Of An Anti-Sex Addict On Pornhub

A term used in describing someone as having a nonexistent attention span.

Bubba Joe: So then I licked Sarah's pussy clean while Jane ate my asshole. And while all of this was going on, Mary Ann rode my rock hard cock like a nympho on steroids. But that's not it, cuz I also had Gina rubbing her titties on my body while I grabbed Rhonda and Taylor's breasts. Plus, the dozen other girls were masturbating and having multi-orgasms until the break of dawn.
Jacky Keith: Did you say something? I was listening to Easy Street.
Bubba Joe: You pathetic fuck. You have the attention span of an anti-sex addict on Pornhub.

by ChezmonoIsHere February 01, 2020