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ken from barbie life in the dream house 

ken is iconic, amazing, sadly a simp, but also cocaine bro
one random ep from " hey hey life in the dream house, oh yea life in the dream house, barbieeeee, life in the dreaaeaeam houseeeeeee, *bark bark*" but where talking about ken from barbie life in the dream house jeez no one likes you barbie

barbie:*builds the car without any help*
ken: sure she didn't need me for that but can she do this *flexes arms* COCAINEEEEE

ken from barbie life in the dream house <3

Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.
Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!

Barack is in the White House 

A quick way one person (usually black but not limited to black people alone) tells another (again usually black but not limited to black people alone) to behave in a respectable manner or they'll get smacked for acting the fool.
Beavis: I am cornholio!! I need TV for my bung-hole!!!

Butthead: Dude Barack is in the White House!! Don't make me smack you fool

John: <Making a lot of noise while Jesse Ventura is speaking on Fox News>

Wayne: Dude Barack is in the White House be quiet and let me watch Jesse Ventura lay into these fools!!

tango in the pound house

When giving a blowjob the receiver gets there balls ripped off
"Hey josh guess what"

"What?"

"Last night I got a Tango in the pound house"

"I don't even wanna know"

boy in the club house 

code way to say bitch. Boy In The Club House (B.I.T.C.H.), used when you want to call someone a bitch without causing confrontation
Boy: "Dude, my science teacher always acts like such a boy in the club house!
Girl: "What?"
Science Teacher: "Yes, I am a boy at heart!" walks away
Boy: "Means bitch"
Girl: "I see. Yeah true that"

Whore in the hen house

1. To “sweep something under the rug
2. Using a hen house to store your whore
My wife got suspicious of a girl so I suck that whore in the hen house