When you have a retarded friend and you ask this they will say your mom.
Kid: What you doing tonight?

Kids retarded friend: Your mom.
by I got highground November 8, 2018
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Uttered when a vessel (usually sea-based) makes a wrong turn; accidentally uttered by Sue Simmons of WNBC-4 NY when she unexpectedly saw a cruise liner turn at an awkward angle.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... what the fuck are you doing ?!"
by KadV October 13, 2008
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if someone is mad at you for something and they dont want to have anything to do with it or you they'll tell you "do what you do". because they see how you are and plan on doing their own thing.
it's kind of along the lines of "whatever" and "you just do you, I'mma do me".

after you've been seeing this guy/girl for a while and expected them to be exclusive to you and they tell they're about to go n hang with this girl/guy they like, and it goes something like this:
"are you mad?"
-"no do what you do" (meaning yea im mad but peace out, if you're gonna pull a stunt like this, im out. have fun with you new bitch)
by binket August 16, 2009
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Somewhat archaic greeting. Was popular in England in polite society before the 50s.

The phrase is somthing of a non-sequiter - if read as written there's only half a verb, because one usualy does somthing rather than just does. The question could be construed as 'doing' your girlfriend or wife, but the intent is not to open a discussion on sexual acts, but rather to greet.
Jack: How do you do?
Jill: I am well Jack, and yourself?
by Swamp Ig December 1, 2005
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A Famous quote by youtuber deadlox aka Ty and if you don't know just get out
Guy 1: *pushes him off parkour map*
Deadlox: Why you do dis
by Deadlox's gurl February 26, 2014
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