Writing Stick 

An idiot's name for a pencil.

Andrew, can I borrow your writing stick?

Writing Stick by bbh4697 October 1, 2008

writing turn-on 

writing styles, tropes, sentence structure, etc. that you especially enjoy seeing while reading any literary material

Friend: So what do you look for in fic?
Me: Well, one of my writing turn-ons is good characterization. I love that in a good fic.

writing turn-on by KitkatVantas April 19, 2014

Writing-aided Conversation

Writing down in a notebook or a computer the key things the person one is talking with and the key things one says, things one will say, and/or other things.

Writing-aided conversation is often more productive.

Writing-aided Conversation by but for January 30, 2018

Writing the bible 

When Chatting with Someone and they write you a long ass message that you don't care to read, I.e The bible

John: so i'm Fighting with my girlfriend, and all i want is angry make-up sex and she keeps saying all this bullshit i don't wanna hear.
Greg: Looks like you have a girl who just is

Writing the bible

Writing the bible by Gmartinez0928 November 9, 2010

writing a book 

The act of male masterbation that can be used in polite conversation.

"Where is Mike?"

"He is at home writing a book."

writing a book by Mmmmmthatsnice September 18, 2013

Writing Coma 

When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.

On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.

Writing Coma by thelastcard December 1, 2010

Writing Papers

To masturbate vigorously..

As I heard the computer chair squeaking like and old farm windmill I asked,"Harry!! What in the hell are you doing in there??"He said,"writing papers!!"

Writing Papers by second nature October 28, 2013