by Comedian Denis Donohue September 10, 2007
The best Monday you had/have/will have your whole life. Filled with unlimited treats (usually pastries, baked goods, cakes and desserts).
by brad455 August 14, 2022
by SlangMoribundInstitute July 30, 2022
A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey
by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009
by D Flawless February 11, 2022
Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.
Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.
by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021