Murdoch

Cranky old man who loves to yell at kids and has a shit trim, kinda bald.

Person 1 - "Damn, Murdoch yelled at me again:

by 62OutlookDriveFan#1 March 24, 2024

The Murdoch

The need to strangulate women to maintain an erection.

He had to do The Murdoch on me til I went blue before he could even slip a johnny on.

by Senior Ha June 16, 2011

Poopert Murdoch

A greedy israeil fake news propagandist who wants to vaxterminate us all

Poopert murdoch silences all the anti vaxxers and bought a lot of pfizer stock

by D Flawless February 11, 2022

Murdoch Maxwell

a panarcho-curious austro-geolibertarian ultramunicipalist peacenik cappie simp

Oh that Murdoch Maxwell is a cringe capitalist or something.

by SlangMoribundInstitute July 30, 2022

Oliver Murdoch

Biggest dosser going, supports a dead team and thinks he's a top shagger. Oliver Murdoch also the tiniest nob known to mankind and when he tried to shag Clarke Harris a washed up pen merchant for Peterborough Shited Fc he couldn't get hard, poor Oliver has Erectile Dysfunction.

Oliver Murdoch is a wanker he wears a wankers hat he supports shit football team and he's a fucking twat.

by USER 5838283 October 18, 2021

Murdochitis

A serious medical emergency...
Incidence - 1 in 500,000,000,000
Risks - Glaswegian, ginger in denial, triathlete
Symptoms - lying in hedges, talking vaguely about law in a strange ned-like accent, developing an aversion to downhill biking
cure - hair dye and 4 litres of whiskey

I was out one night and developed a strange case of murdochitis

by jizzzzzzzer April 25, 2009

murdoch

The place between your ball sack and cock, due to Rupert Murdoch's close resemblance to a scrotum while being a dick.

I've got a really itchy murdoch after that run.

by hairy A August 24, 2016