Stumped

Stumped is used to describe when one is feeling sad and horny. Everyone has felt this at some point and the council has decided to create a word for this. Happy Stumping

"Hey bro how you feelin"
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"

My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.

by braeden has awesome pants September 9, 2019

Stumped

Being dismembered of every limb

The Black Knight in the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight

by Dusty Smith January 23, 2006

stump

Someone who is a younger sibling, or someone that is shorter than you. They are usually stupid, annoying and sadistic. They are not very tough either. In other words, they are people that you beat up everyday and laugh at.

Bob is sutch a fucking stump. Lets go fuck up that fucker.

by Dirty Sanchez July 22, 2004

stump

a big fat but small penis that able to go into a womens mouth

please dont your penis is to fucking small

by bob November 29, 2003

stumping

Stumping : shitting into someone elses asshole. Optional : then they shit it back out.

Me and my wife did sum stumping last night , my shit was almost too soft to go into her asshole.

by Mr.Vomit666 January 27, 2011

stump

A hill-billy. White trash.

Oh, he's just a stump.

I wish that stump would get rid of all those broken down cars in his front yard.

by JessicaEst December 20, 2006

stump

a penis that is shorter than it is long
NOT A CHODE

Johnny tried to put his stump in her vagina, but couldn't make it passed her labia.

by derek May 18, 2003