paste

1. The cum or 'jism' of a portly man who has at some point been to Africa.

2. Name given to a boy who goes out in the sun in the middle of summer without any sun-block on, forgetting that he is a pastey white goth who will burn to a crisp in a matter of seconds.

1.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - Next to that portly guy who's been to Africa

2.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - In his tent smothering himself in after-sun, looking at a gothic porn mag

by dan(paste) June 14, 2007

Paste

Someone or something that is completely unneeded and useless. One cannot fully understand the meaning of paste until doing acid.

Rob dropped 3 hits of acid and he was instantly complete paste.

by Shawn Maglicic December 20, 2005

Paste

A nerdy teenage boy who needs to get laid extremely badly.

"That guy is such a Paste"

by kymmy May 25, 2007

pasting

the act of slapping sum1 while recently ejaculated cum is on ur hand

i pasted ur mother last night.

by dave May 16, 2003

pasting

When you get slaped in the face by some one with a sticky substance on their hand, such as semen or road tar.

Aw man, You just got pasted!

by Jimbo May 22, 2003

paste

A tasty treat made during anal sex. Consists of fecal matter and semen. After orgasm, get the reciever to hunch over and let the tasty surprise pour from their anus into a glass for easy drinking.

If you think seeing somebody on the street with a milk moustache is funny, imagine seeing somebody with a paste moustache! (I was so embarassed...)

by Niggslayer November 10, 2004

Sculpting Paste

Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.

It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.

*Chief walks in room*

Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021