Felon's Tree Removal

A tree trimming service from Chazy NY who hires felons - preferably registered sex offenders - to trim your bushes and peep in your windows.

Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.

by Read it! July 14, 2025

Felon Day

National Felon day is Sept. 30th

Can't wait to celebrate national felon day with the homies 🙏🏼

by H34D G4N6 September 30, 2023

melanin felon

often a black person who blends in with the night because of their extreme melanin so they become a melanin felon.

where did you come from you blended in with the night melanin felon.

by melon felonater. September 7, 2025

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025

cyber felon

this is reference to a very harmful person. usually on discord. known for

doxxing, swatting, DDosing, logging, identity fraud

all of these listed are cyber bullying and considered felonies

10zr : yo u heard that astral is a cyber felon?
vimerance : nah mane I js knew he nuked a server

by vimerance May 21, 2024

Coco Felon

A baby, toddler, or child

Typically a child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up watching coco melon.
It can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Coco felon is Usually used to describe children with bad behavior or just always getting into trouble.

"I might be broke but atleast I'm not pregnant.
Atleast I don't have I don't have one of those Coco Felons "

by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023

melon felon

a melon felon is a black person often a slave who ate melons and fried chicken therefore melon felon.

haha what a stupid melon felon eating that melon.

by melon felonater. September 7, 2025