federal felon shuffle

The walking gait made by a prisoner when their ankles are restrained by the standard 16-inch chain.

I enjoy watching convicted prisoners performing the federal felon shuffle on their way to jail.

by n4zhg January 4, 2019

Coco Felon

A baby, toddler, or child

Typically a child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up watching coco melon.
It can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Coco felon is Usually used to describe children with bad behavior or just always getting into trouble.

"I might be broke but atleast I'm not pregnant.
Atleast I don't have I don't have one of those Coco Felons "

by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023

felon

AKA Individual-1

Felon, or Individual 1, is used as investigation reference.

by SarkyBastard December 12, 2018

melon felon

a melon felon is a black person often a slave who ate melons and fried chicken therefore melon felon.

haha what a stupid melon felon eating that melon.

by melon felonater. September 7, 2025

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025

Felon Day

National Felon day is Sept. 30th

Can't wait to celebrate national felon day with the homies 🙏🏼

by H34D G4N6 September 30, 2023

melanin felon

often a black person who blends in with the night because of their extreme melanin so they become a melanin felon.

where did you come from you blended in with the night melanin felon.

by melon felonater. September 7, 2025