fudge felon

A homiesexual state of being so extreme it transcends norms to a criminal degree

“You ever talk to John David?”

“Yeah, He’s such a total fudge felon”

by FlamboyantFudgeFelon March 16, 2022

Felon

I'm not a felon. You can't just decide that I'm a felon. But I CAN JUST DECIDE TO STAB THE NEXT KID I GET WITHIN ARMS REACH OF. If you are a liberal then you want to take the guns away from everyone, but you can, so you are settling for taking them away one at a time. You are the reason this is not a democracy. If you are a conservative then shitting out a kid gives you superordinate rights over the people around you and THIS IS A DELUSION. Your rights are the same as everyone else and your kids don't matter more than everyone else and they never will. The price of you trying to take out your child murder anxiety on me is going to me death.

Hym "I'm not a felon and if I am than so is the guy who possess more than 2.4 grams of Marijuana. You don't give a fuck about the law Jamhal. You're just covering your own ass as it relates to a cooperative violation of my rights. Full rights or child murder."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Coco felon

Coco Felon can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Any baby toddler or child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up enjoying Coco melon.

Typically a Coco Felon is used to describe a toddler or child with bad behavior that often gets into trouble and stress you out.

I might be broke but at least I'm not pregnant.
At least i don't have one of those Coco Felons.

by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023

melon felon

a melon felon is a black person often a slave who ate melons and fried chicken therefore melon felon.

haha what a stupid melon felon eating that melon.

by melon felonater. September 7, 2025

felon

AKA Individual-1

Felon, or Individual 1, is used as investigation reference.

by SarkyBastard December 12, 2018

Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025

Felon Day

National Felon day is Sept. 30th

Can't wait to celebrate national felon day with the homies 🙏🏼

by H34D G4N6 September 30, 2023