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Felon's Tree Removal

A tree trimming service from Chazy NY who hires felons - preferably registered sex offenders - to trim your bushes and peep in your windows.
Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.
by Read it! July 14, 2025
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Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.
Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.
by Azuroh June 2, 2013
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Felonitis

What someone may "catch" upon hearing they're on the receiving end of a felony charge. Symptoms may include extreme emotional distress, psychogenic pain, and rowdiness.
James: "You wouldn't believe how he reacted upon hearing the charges; he started yelling, crying, and even complaining that his entire body started to hurt!"
Dan: "Sounds like a bad case of felonitis."
by Smelvin Assman June 6, 2023
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cyber felon

this is reference to a very harmful person. usually on discord. known for

doxxing, swatting, DDosing, logging, identity fraud

all of these listed are cyber bullying and considered felonies
10zr : yo u heard that astral is a cyber felon?
vimerance : nah mane I js knew he nuked a server
by vimerance May 21, 2024
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Coco Felon

A baby, toddler, or child

Typically a child that enjoys watching coco melon or grew up watching coco melon.
It can be used to describe any baby, toddler or child.
Coco felon is Usually used to describe children with bad behavior or just always getting into trouble.
"I might be broke but atleast I'm not pregnant.
Atleast I don't have I don't have one of those Coco Felons "
by COCO FELONY September 30, 2023
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Felon Day

Can't wait to celebrate national felon day with the homies 🙏🏼
by H34D G4N6 September 30, 2023
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melanin felon

often a black person who blends in with the night because of their extreme melanin so they become a melanin felon.
where did you come from you blended in with the night melanin felon.
by melon felonater. September 7, 2025
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