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Dimitri

Hot sexy beast who is the definition of more mass = the bigger the attraction
by Orcaballer January 2, 2024
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Dimitri's are the sweetest people you will ever meet, they are kind, caring and so loving. Although they're always on Fortnite and not talking to their girlfriends they are loved either way.
i don't wanna think of an example but i love dimitri :D
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Dimitri Rascalov

Fucking asshole. Responsible for Roman Bellics death in gta iv. Betrayed niko once (twice if you pick deal ending) hes just a fucking naked mole rat. Just pick fucking revenge ending so you can kill this asshole sooner. And also save romans life.
Dimitri: ay fuck u stupid slavic dumbass get fucking betrayed loser hahahahaha

87 missions later…

Dimitri: OH FUCK NIKO PLS DONT KILL ME SHITTTTT

Niko: fuck you Dimitri Rascalov

Dimiti: *dies*
by Balls man 1983 July 24, 2023
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DIMITRI

Who you might ask, is Dimitri ???
Well let me tell u With his God-like stature,& eyes you could get lost in 4 days(because believe me I have)He is without a doubt, the perfect gentleman.He may have high standards, those of which he will not be shy to define..But if he knows where your loyalties lie..u never know he might let that slide.He might as well be a God.(Rumor has it that he is Greek,what coincidence)Cause everyone worships the ground he walks upon..As soon as he enters a room,instantaneously, the energy changes, and&you will feel drawn towards him..(or be staring at him with your mouth wide open)But gaining his attention is not that easy.. 4 those elite few who have,trust me, we earned it.But never get on his bad side. Just like any God on Mount Olympus, he doesn't get mad often, but when he does, LIGHTNING WILL STRIKE!! & really all he'd have 2 do is just blink an eye..& he would say.."Hey everyone, tell this mortal 2 kiss his ass Goodbye"..(lol)Never tell him a lie..& as long as u r always on his side, &u r without a doubt his ride or die..u will vow 2 honor & defend him without a second thought in your mind..Then perhaps u will be privileged enough 2 c his hidden side, the Honest, Caring, Sweet, Kind-Hearted, Extremely Intelligent, A Little Wierd..(but aren't we all, I think he likes that) Loving, & Compassionate Man.So Ladies & guys that think that they r Gentlemen..(u know who u r. anyone who's not Dimitri,lol)Thats who I believe Dimitri is...
Hey, you know that guy Dimitri?
Which one?What do you mean, which one? "'There can be only one' DIMITRI." Lol.
BUT GOOD LUCK BECAUSE HE'S ALL MINE!!!!!!
by RgLovesDp4ever August 7, 2024
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Dimitri

Dimitri is the type of person who winks at you in a gay manner that feels unsettling. Dimitri can be known for the most outrageous allocations (Pedophilia, Rape, Sexual assault). He also tends to have a filthy monobrow that can be seen from up to 2 km away. You can call Dimitri by his famous nickname eg. (D-faggot, Meech, Dim, Broobee, Sickly, Gargamel, GayBestfriend, DimMono, D-Meech)
by MEECH69!! May 23, 2024
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Dimitri

Sexy Greek autistic midget with a big penis and a big nose by really good curly hair
Dimitri is hot
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Dimitris

Most likely to be the richest person you know not like poor people like petros
Look is dimitris the guy that fucked my mom
by Mitsos kauliaris November 20, 2021
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