sexual asthma

When a girl is so hot, it's hard to breathe.

Boy: "do you have any ventolin? I just saw Emily and my sexual asthma is playing up"

by matthewterry May 21, 2014

cunt asthma

When a cunt/vagina or so one is so immaculate it takes ones breath away

That Courtney's vajaja gave me cunt asthma bruh

by zombi6 April 3, 2017

Urban Asthma

Asthma and other respiratory illnesses caused or triggered by living in a densely populated, polluted urban environment.

1: *cough* cough* This downtown Toronto smog has me sick man.

2: You must have that urban asthma ting eh

by Zafani August 23, 2018

exercised induced asthma

A type of asthma caused when exercising. It's when your air way is smaller than normal, so you're breathing through an abnormally sized air way. Can be treated by using a subscribed inhaler.

While I was playing basketball, I had a case of exercised induced asthma.

by m-sizzle-wizzle-money-weezy-yo January 13, 2011

pepperoni asthma

Difficulty breathing after eating a large amount of pepperoni. Temporary in duration, typical around winter holidays.

Sorry guys, I can't play touch football, I have pepperoni asthma.

by Staush April 10, 2010

sexually induced asthma

An act of rigid and or plounderous sex pounding that emulsifies you to borderline cardiac arrest but, instead you only reach asthma!

Hey man i got to go get some meds for my involuntary sexually induced asthma dude!

by jloeniga December 1, 2011

French Asthma

I can only catch my breath in snatches

Hey baby, I have a bad case of French Asthma: spread your legs

by ce elle February 5, 2010