berlin market

a flea market in south jersey. the only place on earth where you can eat oysters AND shop for tires. AT THE SAME TIME!!!!

person a: have you been to berlin market??
person c: yess omg it smells interesting to say the very least

by wellwhenlifegivesyoulemons March 13, 2021

Crowd Marketing Company

Phrase that identifies a company as a type of investment Scam aka Ponzi Scheme

Can also be referred to as Multi Level Marketing or Pyramid Scheme

Friend: Bro did you hear about this new investment company called Crowd1 its a Crowd Marketing Company
Me: Dude, get your money out! that is a Ponzi Scheme like Bitconnect

by MaxZeeMus May 23, 2021

after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019

Marketing Genius

Someone who sells feet pics on EBay for lots of money.

Shrek: I just became a marketing Genius

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

market hangover

After working all week picking, sorting, packing, loading, trucking, off-loading, setting up & selling fruit or vegetables at the farmers market all day, then packing up and going home to go to work, you run yourself ragged doing the country version of 9 to 5, which on market Saturday is 3am to 9pm....resulting in total exhaustion and a Sunday "Market Hangover". The resulting symptoms include: exhaustion, imploding headache, body aches & fatigue, sensitivity to moving about, bright lights and loud talking or noises.

Selling at the farmers market makes me feel like I came home at 2 o'clock from a night of drinking, but never touched a drop- I'm so dog tired beat with this "market hangover"!

by Liza W. Jane November 27, 2013

Reality Marketing

Reality Marketing is a new type of internet marketing pioneered by social media expert, “dotJenna” which stimulates community engagement as it entertains, informs and advertises to a target audience in a true and authentic way, using social networking sites such as Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and UStream, and involving a central character or cast.

dotJenna is a web personality who uses Reality Marketing strategies to entertain, engage and inform her audience of small businesses and real estate agents.

by dotJenna December 19, 2009

Rare fish market

Very rare fish that most of the people dont own. It worth 5 rubies.

Me and my mongolian uncle are investing in the rare fish market.

Rare fish market is a market for rare fishes.

by John Obama November 29, 2022