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by Okokokoo November 27, 2021
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market hangover

After working all week picking, sorting, packing, loading, trucking, off-loading, setting up & selling fruit or vegetables at the farmers market all day, then packing up and going home to go to work, you run yourself ragged doing the country version of 9 to 5, which on market Saturday is 3am to 9pm....resulting in total exhaustion and a Sunday "Market Hangover". The resulting symptoms include: exhaustion, imploding headache, body aches & fatigue, sensitivity to moving about, bright lights and loud talking or noises.
Selling at the farmers market makes me feel like I came home at 2 o'clock from a night of drinking, but never touched a drop- I'm so dog tired beat with this "market hangover"!
by Liza W. Jane November 27, 2013
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harken market

a stupid how who eats shit off of the bare floor /j JKJK YOURE AWESOME
who’s harken market?
:dragon from horten hears a hoo (idk how tf to spell it)
by kai the hottest person ever October 1, 2021
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Rare fish market

Very rare fish that most of the people dont own. It worth 5 rubies.

Me and my mongolian uncle are investing in the rare fish market.
Rare fish market is a market for rare fishes.
by John Obama November 29, 2022
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Reality Marketing

Reality Marketing is a new type of internet marketing pioneered by social media expert, “dotJenna” which stimulates community engagement as it entertains, informs and advertises to a target audience in a true and authentic way, using social networking sites such as Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and UStream, and involving a central character or cast.
dotJenna is a web personality who uses Reality Marketing strategies to entertain, engage and inform her audience of small businesses and real estate agents.
by dotJenna December 19, 2009
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Market Pose

The poses one takes, in pictures or social media, when they are ready and available to attract mates in the wild. The pose is meant to make them appear socially or sexually available to those that are interested. Females typically pose showing some skin, showing underwear, wearing makeup, reddish lipstick, use photoshop, or a combination of all of that. Males don't have typical behavior that is readily analogous.
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Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!

Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.

Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!

Girl: That's just her hair...

Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!

Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?

Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!
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Blue Market

Definition: A term used to describe a fictional market that is supposedly even deeper and more secretive than the black market, so much so that it's "blue" instead of black. This term originated from a humorous statement made by Rami Abd-Alghany of the Kafr Qara district, in the state of Israel, highlighting the absurdity of the idea.

Inspired by the events of Sep 2023 in the city of Kafr Qara, this term was coined to raise awareness for the level of corruption spread within the 'al-Sahl' area

Explanation: The concept of a "blue market" is often used humorously to poke fun at the idea of markets becoming increasingly obscure and clandestine. It's a playful way to emphasize that there's a limit to how secretive a market can be, and the term is often used to highlight the absurdity of such notions.
"So, folks, this one talks about when Rami said that some people go to an even deeper black market, it's so black that it's blue, hence blue market. The statement doesn't make sense because a deeper black is just black and will never be blue. It's funny because a blue market sounds like a whale shop."
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 25, 2023
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