Pot Thought

One of those crazy thoughts that pops into your head when you're stoned out.

Stoned Guy 1 "Dude, we should turn this couch into a spaceship and go to the moon."

Stoned Guy 2 "We might find ALIENS, man!"

Not Stoned Guy "Dude, what a pot thought."

by EvanAlmighty January 27, 2010

intrusive sex thoughts

It’s like I have hyperactive libido ramped up to 1000x. Sex dominates my thoughts every waking moment of every day. Masterbation helps for all of 5 minutes then it’s back on. Obviously I’m addicted to porn as it helps me masterbate more often to calm the unending torrents, but I’ve been trying really hard to quit as it’s so bad for my mental health and the way I see women, and my hyperactive libido has gotten so much worse. I can’t find any outlet for it at all; nothing I try can make it just stop.

I have intrusive sex thoughts. Fear me!

by Bad C dev April 13, 2023

Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022

anxietal thoughts

When you (see) or (hear) something so (disturbing) it drives you into a (never ending) spiral of anxiety

Seeing myfriend Zoe make disturbing faces at me gave me loads of anxietal thoughts.

by soccer mommy June 4, 2018

Colour Thoughts

When certain thoughts align with certain colours.
Red Thoughts - Sex / Romantic thoughts
Green Thoughts - Normal, positive thoughts

Blue Thoughts - Mundane, everyday thoughts
Black Thoughts - Thoughts that should be very much illegal
Purple Thoughts - Thoughts of self harm and suicide.
Orange Thoughts - Playful, weird, fruity thoughts that make no sense
Pink Thoughts - Thoughts of negativity and unhappiness

I'm having some crazy Colour Thoughts right now, bro! Damn

by CoryXZeeke September 6, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025