A type of speaking/writing, usually the latter, that over-writes sentences, and makes it incredibly apparent that the speaker only listened in their Literature class when a "Deep" quote came up.
A: "For the way I destroy is violent, I cannot be bound in a way that would matter."
B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"
C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."
B: "What? What the fuck are you talking about?"
C: "B, that's that 'Tumblr Prose' stuff, they think they sound smart."
by bruhmomentiv July 31, 2025
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person 1: "why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. what Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave"
person two: tumblr prose is a sick and twisted disease bro what are you talking about
person two: tumblr prose is a sick and twisted disease bro what are you talking about
by bawlsauce March 20, 2025
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"Yeah, you heard it right, I did say 'Tumblr dashcon 2014".
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by I.388972 November 23, 2021
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by I.388972 November 24, 2021
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by Hello_World86 July 3, 2024
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by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2024
Get the Tumblr mug.Well... is a sexy guy, the term goes from Tumblr, where girls used throw panties and bras to the johnas brothers.. whatever is the name written..
and with the fandom, many terms became popular such as the Tumblr sexy man, which stands for ; a guy from a famous (or not) fandom, needs to cover mostly of these characteristics.
Being tall, and white.
Dress well, by defect with suit or elegant, with a soybean complexion physique, being a main villain or known one.. or just having a bad side.
Even though the criteria varies, like for example, sans from undertale is mostly consider a tumblr sexy man, bill cipher too!.
And they might be goes for categories.
and with the fandom, many terms became popular such as the Tumblr sexy man, which stands for ; a guy from a famous (or not) fandom, needs to cover mostly of these characteristics.
Being tall, and white.
Dress well, by defect with suit or elegant, with a soybean complexion physique, being a main villain or known one.. or just having a bad side.
Even though the criteria varies, like for example, sans from undertale is mostly consider a tumblr sexy man, bill cipher too!.
And they might be goes for categories.
by yesimveryobessedwithpuppets July 27, 2024
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