Back in the day before pornographic content was banned from tumblr there was the greatest porn of all time. Anyone who‘s gen z, kinky and has parental issues was most likely raised by it. The content on tumblr majorly differed from other platforms as it offered a lot more for the bdsm community. The comfort that one can get from a bdsm relationship lured in tons of teens. Besides that the platform was full of posts supporting anorexia and self harm which it why even though it may have seemed comforting it most likely damaged you.
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
In conclusion: If you got on the tumblr trend in the early 2010s you‘re most likely bisexual, kinky and depressed now. Now you either have no sex drive at all or you‘re an addict. Chances are high you follow Dannypahntom.exe, Birlap_ or Brandonthelover on TikTok. Oh and you most likely have horrible body dysmorphia because of the unrealistic beauty standards on there. And you didn’t peak in highschool. (i dont make the rules) You probably prefer wattpad, fake scenarios, Twitter and Hentaihaven over pornhub and you still use pinterest or even tumblr to search up shit that includes “aesthetic”.
bonus points if you write in all lowercase, own stuffed animals or a maid costume and use <3; :); :D
if this sounds like your s/o please learn about non-sexual domination/submission and get a mirror in front of your bed - thanks in advance
example 1:
person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”
person 1: “everything on the hub makes me cringe for some reason, i spend ages scrolling to find something good”
person 2: “i miss the old tumblr, never failed to satisfy me”
example 2:
person 1: “do you remember og tumblr?”
person 2: “isn’t that where anorexic girls used to post pics in shorts with depressing quotes?”
person 1: “so what you’re saying is; you’re a vanilla?”
by owotills February 16, 2022
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Tumblr is typically used when ur favorite wattpad books are discontinued/not updated and/or there’s nothing good to read on wattpad. You either get xmalereader, smut, a really good one which is the best you’ll ever read, or a different combinations of the three previously mentioned.
Life is a disappointment, we must suffer together.
Stan LOONA
Tumblr is typically used when ur favorite wattpad books are discontinued/not updated and/or there’s nothing good to read on wattpad. You either get xmalereader, smut, a really good one which is the best you’ll ever read, or a different combinations of the three previously mentioned.
Life is a disappointment, we must suffer together.
Stan LOONA
Person A: hey! Person B, have you read any good LOONA Tumblr fanfiction lately?
Person B: nah dude, all the good authors haven’t updated in a while, and the others are all male reader smut.
Person B: nah dude, all the good authors haven’t updated in a while, and the others are all male reader smut.
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An aesthetic that romanticises 2012 tumblr, Marina and the Diamonds, and Lana Del Rey. It often has motifs of roses, bad camera quality, lipstick, running mascara and pictures with high contrast
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“He made me a 10 cup turner! We have only been on 4 dates but he’s my Tumbler Daddy now! *wink wink*”, said Mel!
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