wacking shaft

A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.

Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night

by Balllllsack July 9, 2010

Wave Whacking

When in an aquatic environment, such as a hot tub or pool, you and your bros take turns vigorously waving your hand in the direction of a bro's genital region to stimulate sexual gratification. This is best done when there is no female present. To clear up any discrepancies about ones sexual orientation, the act of wave whacking is non-homosexual, because there is no physical contact with the other bros body.

see also: dutch rudder

So the other day in the hot tub, Jerry was feeling down about himself because of a girl, so I helped a brotha out and gave him a wave whacking.

When my friends and I have a rough week in school, we take turns wave whacking each other in the hot tub.

After a late unsuccessful night at the club, sometimes you need a bro to wave whack with.

by DJ Didyomom January 1, 2012

deer whackin

deer whackin' is when you take your chevy pickup and hit deer as they are crossing the road or you kick it in 4x4 and chase them across the orchard

Kentucky: hey jimmy joe bob you wanna do a little deer whackin? Jimmy joe bob: no way i no how your driving is and you scare the shit out of me and i might need some new britches!!!!

by Kentucky January 28, 2005

wackinstack

A stack of Playboys. etc.
Usually found under the convenience of ones bed, or in ones closet.

"Oh shit! My mom found my wackinstack!"

by foxygrandpa_18 January 2, 2008

weed whacking

the process of smoking a bowl of marijuana then masturbating

Brandon was caught weed whacking by his friends after they all smoked a bowl

by blucifer72 February 18, 2010

whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

Whackin n Pickles

When a midget prostitute goes to the store and buys a large jar of pickles; makes a bikini out of the pickle skin, and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a hippo.

In order to win her men over, sequoia performs the whackin n pickles routine; fortunately it has never failed.

by Skydivin Paraplegic August 4, 2009