Technologically Challenged

The sort of people that find the simplest of everyday technological feats and gadgets to be a challenge in making sense and use of. Much unlike the technologically impaired duck meme and the first day on the internet grandma meme, these are all very real persons and there is a very real blog being written with them in mind (The Low Tech-IQ Blog)

Woah dude, this smartphone has gotten the best of me. Feels i'm a bit technologically challenged.

by Low Tech-IQ February 5, 2015

More Technology

I term used by people with an obvious lack of knowledge of the product they are selling to sound as if they know what they are saying.

Me: So why should I get these $900 tires over these $500 ones.
Idiot Salesman: Because, the $900 tires have more technology
Me: Ok there.

Me: Why should I get the Sony TV instead of the Panasonic?
Salesman: More technology.

by drunkendukh August 16, 2009

Bitchin' Technology

Anything in the area of lights, cameras etc I.e bitchin' technology!

They got lights, cameras and everything down there man BITCHIN' TECHNOLOGY!!!

by Dr Jhon Dark PHd February 12, 2008

Technologically impaired

someone that has NO CLUE on how to use technology, such as computers, cell phones, ipods, mp3s.

Meh: Did you see her in the computer lab today?
You: Yeah! She was totally technologically impaired!

by Hyperr Haliee February 23, 2009

Impact Technology

Items: televisions, computers, cell phone, etc., that will only work after being struck with great force

Kouji: My keyboard started working again!
JD: How'd you get it to work?
Kouji: I hit it
JD: Impact Technology.

by The Kobra Kid January 1, 2011

crappy technology

to take a shit in ones laptop.

how did you computer break?" "just some crappy technology

by stackattack January 8, 2011

Technological Tourettes

A syndrome in which one gets so incredibly infuriated by technology the emotion boils up in one monosyllabic outburst; usually the word FUCK! Most commonly suffered by I.T. personnel but also know to affect smartphone users and elderly people with more than one remote control.

Bob's lost spreadsheet induced technological tourettes and got him a three day suspension and a lot of dirty looks from his bible-thumping co-workers.

by House, I.T. March 15, 2010