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standard porno milf 

a milf that is older than 40 also you don't really know if she's actually a mother just because the youporn video says so
go to youporn enter milf and enjoy your standard porno milf

so so porno

dirty, nasty, unfit for puplic spectation
so so porno by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Sounds like a porno I watched 

Person: "It was so hot the other day."

Person 2: "Sounds like a porno I watched."

porn star hands 

a girl who has hands so small that they make any dick look huge.
damn girl, you got such porn star hands!

porn shoulders

Shoulders which are not entirely covered by one's attire leading nearby religious zealots (especially Mormons) into sinful thoughts.
She had porn shoulders in the photo; her mother was aghast.
porn shoulders by Memefield July 12, 2014

porn storm 

Surfing for porn and getting bombarded with pop-up windows.
I tried to mouse off last night but I kept getting caught in a porn storm.
porn storm by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002