Coffee extinction 2030

Coffee extinction 2030 is when Coffee will become extinct. It will happen between 2030 and 2040 because of global warming (climate change). No Coffee means no Caffeine. No Caffeine means we will have to rely on Strattera and Adipex pills from MyHotDrug.com and Modafinil and Armodafinil pills from ModafinilXL.com and Khat seeds to grow Khat from GardenShaman.Eu and extract it with limes and drink the bitter juice. Legalizing Khat (which is more drought resistant and withstands higher temperatures than Coffee) is a strategy to deal with global warming. Using Strattera, Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex in the meantime works. Benzedrex also works.

Tony: I like Modafinil, Armodafinil, and Adipex. It's the Coffee of the future. I stocked up, so I'm prepared for the future Coffee extinction 2030.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025

Extinction-phobia

A phobia or fear of human extinction due to childfree individuals; also extends to fear of an individual's or others' bloodlines or "legacys" dying off due to not reproducing.

He has extinction-phobia; he keeps saying that humanity would die off if everyone thought like me.

by GalaxyTheDragonshifter June 2, 2024

Resident Evil Extinction

A shoddy, trashy Mad Max/Day Of The Dead 1985 rip off that is the sequel to Resident Evil Apocalypse. Makes that movie look like a masterpiece. Full of bland environments, bad CGI, stilted acting and badly shot action scenes with practically 0 horror or suspense.

I’d rather have those CGI zombie crows peck my eyes out before watching Resident Evil Extinction again.

by Snideguy3093 March 2, 2022

Extinction Balls

Extinction balls are what a man is left with after a vasectomy. If we relied upon these balls to propagate the human species it would cause extinction of the species.

Latin: extinctio sphera

random guy: Hey dude how are your balls doing
dude: Not bad but I think I will change them to extinction balls, the child support bills are too big.

by the bestestestest person ever November 3, 2020

Extinctionism

A position considering the suffering for all sentient life to be a problem, one of which can only be temporarily remedied unless fully solved through extinction

If people extend their empathy that far, it leads to a belief held in extinctionism.

by Bias in Birth December 13, 2023

EXTINCTION LIVE

A NEW BOOK ABOUT THE ONGOING EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE - A NEW SCIENCE FICTION THRILLER BY MICHAEL MATHIESEN

Have you read 'Extinction Live' yet?

by GreenNewDealOfficial.com November 29, 2020

Math extinction

When your maths teacher walks into the classroom and all the students simultaneously pass away.

As Mr Looper entered his mathematics class, he was shocked, for it seemed a math extinction had taken place - no student was left alive.

by Redart098 August 31, 2022