Department of Mysteries

This is the secret department in the Ministry of Magic. It holds things such as prophecys. One of Harry Potter's battles is fought here.

Do you know where the secret Department of Mysteries is?

by ARandomGirl,HarryPotterLover April 3, 2015

Department of Erections

The government agency Dave Chapelle was from in Con Air.

Dave Chapelle had been with the Department of Erections before joining the Department of Corrections, that's what he was trying to say in Con Air.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Department of Time

The Department of Time regulates time travel, variants, timeline research and knowledge, time manipulation research & usage, time force by working with the Department of Defense. They also regulate time zones and anything that has to do with telling the time. They regulate intergalactic time and time differnces in relation to other planets. 6:00 on Earth while 12:00 on Mars or something at the exact same coordinates.

The Department of Time (DOT) sounds like the Department of Transport. Wait it regulates time travel? Well it may be similar I don't know.

by SackbotNinja03 November 6, 2021

Department of Clipboards

An alternative collective noun for a shuffle of bureaucrats, specifically those with some sort of auditing task. Inspired by their flocking behaviour and use of clipboards as a work tool. Derogatory.

"Better sort out those paperclips, Bob; the Department of Clipboards is just getting out of the lift."

by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 13, 2012

Fire department

A career full of buddyfuckers that screw over others in the department to benefit their own crews or personal interests

The station gave the floating firefighter the worst assignment for the day because fuck him even though he was already inconvenienced by having to float to a different station. That’s the way of the fire department.

by Firefighter Realist January 21, 2023

Epic Department

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random dalit: what the hell is a dream game
random shudra: EPIC DEPARTMENT
random unflinching shudra: HELP!!!!!!!
random dalit: how frospitality

by yeetus_cleetus October 31, 2022

Sped Department

The Sped Department is the esteemed department that is tasked with controlling the Speds of the world. This is no easy task, and they often must resort to torture, forced confessions, and will turn a blind eye to many heinous crimes. They convene at the start of school every day typically to hand out normal pills to Sped kids.

Joe: Holy shit did you see that sped kid rape Jimmy yesterday
Bob: Yeah but I'm pretty sure the sped kid got away with it....FUCK THE SPED DEPARTMENT!

by SigFigLover6969696969696 May 23, 2022