cs kiddie

A prepubescent/pubescent geek who sacrifices every social aspect of his/her life to play Counterstrike, 24 hours a day. These cave dwellers often have pale skin, large eyes that have ceased to dialate, and finger speed that resembles that of the thing from Ghost in the Shell.

My friend camo is a cs kiddie, all i hear is CS:S CS:1.6 blah blah blah....

by Lucifer March 03, 2005

cs goed

When the game Counter-Strike Global Offensive bull shits you, that mostly due not to the skill of an enemy but to the luck or the order of things happening that game/round.

The counter terrorist was watching the cross when he saw a running terrorist landing him a headshot with an ak, from far distance, without stopping. The yung counter terrorist got {cs goed} once again.

by Moiabanda April 19, 2018

CS gamer

A person that spends thousands of euros at getting skins for their knife and probably won't be able to talk ever again after getting a knife from a case

Dude ur such a CS gamer

by y u do dis m8 December 06, 2015

ep;cs

When your brain is experiencing difficulties of what it's just interrupted.
Slang for "Extremely perplexed; can't speak".
Can be used in both good and bad situations

Crush: "I love you."
You: (ep;cs)

by am I qualified to define words March 08, 2020

Cs Clanner

a person who is on a CS team.

jon is on a cs clan called HighRisk

by romer May 13, 2005

CS Player

People whose soul meaning in life is to spend the majority of their time alone in their room,with a stack of old crusty porn mags,and Counter Strike playing 24/7 on their monitor.

Average CS players appearance is something akin to a mole with no fur,their eyes are red and swollen,and dried open,their skin is the color of porridge..more often than not seen at lans complete with buzzing flies,a large bucket nearby for toilet needs and the biggest stack of cheese and tomato pizzas you ever laid eyes on.

by Anthony Ainsworth March 04, 2003

CS nerd

Someone who is a complete nerd/geek, who plays Counter-Strike (CS) therefore this makes them feel they know everything about the military, when in reality they actually know very little as far as tactics and discipline. And they will never be able to join because they lack the physical prowess and emotiontional/mental hardness.

Come on man, let's go this place is full of CS nerds.

by Rob Fox May 04, 2006