family bathroom

Where teenagers go to hook up and have sex when they have no where else to go.

Found in malls, movie theatres, or other public places.

Typically not the classiest place to get it on.

Did you hear? They lost it, family bathroom style.

by hi9853 October 9, 2006

Bathroom Anxiety

Not being able to go to the bathroom in an unfamiliar or public place, or while other people are around, in fear that they may hear you. Mainly occuring with dookies, but can also happen with peeing. Cured by going home and using your own bathroom.

"I've been on vacation for a week and still have not taken a crap. I think I'm becoming constipated due to bathroom anxiety."

by Mariah R. April 11, 2006

Private Bathroom

Your quiet, comfortable bathroom at home or office in which you can poop in peace in a quiet empty place without any people hanging around listening to your loud echoing farts in the toilet and chuckling.

Finally, i'm home. Now I can shit in peace.

My private bathroom is much cleaner than the shitty, piss stained public ones.

by CaptainWhiteyBoy December 20, 2006

Staple's Bathroom

the Staples by your school in which you use their bathroom to participate in illegal things such as smoking drinking or sex.

2:20 schools out time for the staple's bathroom!

by electricmonkey08 April 14, 2009

bathroom reader

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it

"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."

by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015

Bathroom soup

Eating shrooms in a broth in a bathroom while hiding from people.

Hey let's go eat some bathroom soup.

by Jo6k9er June 24, 2022

School Bathrooms

Quite possibly the most dreaded place on the face of Earth. Typical Characteristics include Broken/Overflowing Toilets, piss/shit smeared all over the floor tiles, sinks that only have cold water, stalls that don't lock, toilet paper that can be compared to coarse construction paper, and un-flushed "deposits." One of the only places in the Universe where it is possible to contract a disease by breathing the air inside. It looks nice for the first week after being built, but is totaled by the many disgusting people who actually use them.

I needed to take a shit, but I didn't want one of the water snakes that live in the school bathrooms to come up and bite my ass.

by ToddRidesBurton December 8, 2009