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Baltimore Accent 

The Baltimore accent is a dialect that originated among the blue-collar workers of Baltimore City and is often referred to as "Baltimorese". Its most notable characteristic is the nasally stressed "O" vowel producing a sound close to "Eh-oo". People also tend to use the word "hon" a lot, although this is heard mostly only in the city. The accent sounds very similar to the Philadelphia accent, but with a dash of a southern to it. While it is heard most often and thickest in Baltimore City it is not limited to the city itself and has colored the speech of all the surrounding counties, varying in intensity and usage depending on how close or far from the city one is. If one is thirsty, they ask for a glass of "wooder". If they want to go to Ocean City they say they're "goeen downey owe shin." On the weekends one goes "say-leen" on the "chest-peak bay". "L"s are darkened or not pronounced unless at the beginning of the word. Unlike the south, the i's in words like "right", "might", "kite", etc. are shortened and sound much more northern. "Th's" get pronounced as "d's" or "t's". Unique to Philly and Baltimore, the accent in addition to the Philly accent is the only east coast accent to have developed with inclusion of the pronunciation of "r". Other local dialacts like charleston, new york, and boston do not pronounce their "r"s.

Often Marylanders will try to say Maryland has no accent, but the Baltimore accent makes it impossible to prove this. For all they know, they may have a hint of the accent themselves and never know until they leave the state and come back.
The Baltimore accent is not exactly northern and not exactly southern - how fitting for a state that is just that!
Baltimore Accent by baltimorekid December 15, 2008
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philly area accent 

the accent that people in the philly area have. its mostly just certain words that are pronounced differently. and it happens to be one of the most studied accents in the country.
word = regular way to say it = philly way to say it

water = wah-ter = wooder
about = uh-bowt = uh-beowt
down = down = deown
strawberries = straw-beh-reez = straw-burr-reez
prostitute = pros-tih-toot = pros-dee-toot
beautiful = byoo-tih-full = byoo-dee-full
out = owt = eoht
around = uh-rownd = uh-reownd
towel = tow-ell = tal
prayer = pray-er = prair
mayor = may-er = mair
how = how = heaow
bagels = bay-gullz = beggles

the OW sound is pronounced "eouw". it's hard to type you have to hear it.

that gives u an idea of the philly area accent. there are more i'm forgetting

Colbertian Accent

Named after the late night comedian Stephen Colbert.
The Colbertian Accent (pronounced Col-ber-y-en) is an accent in which the speaker fails to pronounce the t at the the end of a word in which the previous two letter are either "or" or "er."
Colbert Report

Pronounced Colbear Repoor. This is a Colbertian Accent
Colbertian Accent by a no lifer August 9, 2009

krunker accent 

the racist accent

commonly used by max#1271
person: "hello"
krunker accent: "i hate black people"
krunker accent by Eosrepu April 18, 2022

New Jersey accent 

The bitter irony in all of this is the sobering fact that people who AREN'T from New Jersey say "Joi-Zee," believing that their unfounded stereotype is how everyone in NJ says "Jersey" Perplexingly, this means that, in reality, they are stereotyping themselves.
Hey, I hear your from Joi-zee!

Yeah! Way to fuckin' go! You just failed to grasp what a New Jersey accent is! High five!

Boston Accent 

The Boston Accent is not just an accent, it's a lifestyle. Everyone in New England who speaks with varying degrees of this "No R" accent has a swagger about them, because they know they're better than people from other parts of the US. We all live the No R Lifestyle.
The Boston Accent is best explained at www.norlifestyle.com
Boston Accent by No R Lifestyle August 14, 2009

Glasgow Uni accent

A strange mix of American and Edinburgh accents, affected by Glasgow university students who are renowned as being arseholes. Primarily heard in the West of Glasgow.
He's got a Glasgow Uni accent, but the cunt's from Possil, what's that aw aboot?