thick

1. A woman with healthy, curvaceous and attractive features surrounding a woman's reproductive region, especially including enlarged buttocks, voluptuous thighs, big legs, and wide hips. This is usually in contrast to a relatively slender torso, resulting in a high hip-to-waist ratio and establishing an aesthetically fertile sexual profile.
2. A woman with a gratuitous amount of fat prominently located within her hindquarters, buttocks, and thighs in contrast to her upper body. A physique that is highly coveted by many women.
3. An incorrectly defined slender woman or anime character that should be defined as skinny, average, or thin. Ergo, not skinny, not average, not slender, not fit, and not slim. Such characters are usually depicted as wearing thigh-highs - aka zettai ryouiki - which enhances thin thighs by squeezing fat surrounding it and falsely suggesting additional curvaceousness where there isn't.
1. "She can make her ass clap so loud just from bouncing up and down. That girl is hella thick!"
2. "That girl is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!"
3. "Anime characters are usually very skinny, tall, and not thick at all."
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George Bush Jnr (shrub) gives the distinct impression that he's a bit THICK
THICK as pie meat.
THICK as Pigshit
THICK as Monkey spunk etc
by doc Johnson October 16, 2003
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thick

1. Stupid person
2. To become angry
Don't get thick with me you thick cunt.

He's as thick as a short plank.
by bart September 23, 2004
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Thicke

(Adj.) Used to describe a state of consciouness where someone is "in the zone" at a party. Synonyms include: being crunk, going dumb, getting stupid.
Let's get thicke tonight.

I saw him at the party earlier, he was pretty thicke.
by J Spitz October 05, 2006
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thick

a girl whose medium size. Not fat nor skinny, Just average. A Thick girl usually haves a curvy/slim waist with a big behind, hips AND thighs.
Beyonce, Ashanti, and Ciara are examples of being thick cuz they're not fat or skinny, They have a hourglass figure. Small Upper Body,(arms, waist, etc), Thick Lower Body (big booty/ hips/thighs/big calves or shapely nice legs)
by Pisc April 09, 2006
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thick

1. a stupid oaf.

Thick people are really blonde and are incredibly annoying.
shit, that billy character is really thick eh?
by Lambda November 13, 2004
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thick

thick, as in thickness of the skull, meaning the person is very stupid. Word is used to say someone else is stupid.
Dude, your so thick.

No it isn't you retard, are you thick or something?
by noob_cakez February 07, 2009
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