by Bumbleflid June 17, 2003
Get the monkeymug. by chocobo chaser February 01, 2005
Get the monkeysmug. Today I want to talk about "Spanking the Monkey". The term is used as a euphemism for male masturbation. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct relationship to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.
"Last night I spanked my monkey 8 times."
"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."
"If you keep spanking your monkey like that, you'll go blind and grow hair on your palms."
by Bob Homes April 14, 2006
Get the Monkeymug. There's an evil monkey in my closet.
by Eilidh May 10, 2004
Get the monkeymug. by Dat one guy November 12, 2006
Get the monkeysmug. From monkey's arse. A more polite way of saying that you don't give a fuck/shit. Often used on television programmes shown before nine.
by Lalalaura August 09, 2005
Get the Monkey'smug. A line spoken in Kong: Skull Island- where a helicopter pilot lays eyes on King Kong for the first time.
by Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon May 25, 2017
Get the Is that a monkey?mug.