stump

A short, fat penis, usually under 4 inches high and around 3-6 inches wide.

Dude, that stump cant be fucked, its to fuckin fat.

by John Poo March 17, 2003

stumped

to be very foolish

chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.

by Resia March 1, 2009

stumped

the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night

Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!

by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009

stump

1. Person featured on Wanny-o's website.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.

Look, Stump's pulling a stump and playing with his stump!

by Samurai-X October 3, 2003

Stumping

Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.

John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline

by Captain_Awesome April 21, 2012

stump

to suck some ones penis...

jenilee always has a sore throat cuz she stays suckin stump

by alex rivera July 21, 2006

stump

(v) To smoke marijuana.
(n) The huge tree stump on East Rock in New Haven, CT. Serves as a great spot for circles.

Harry and I are gonna go stump on Friday. Wanna come?

by Doobie Dave May 31, 2005