Seagull

When at a dogging site and the spectators around the car ejaculate onto the windows.

"Christ. The birds have been busy on your car, Geoff..."
"Not birds... Seagulls..."

by DistantVoices May 10, 2009

seagull

A whining, whinging whiteboy (seagull is white so is kid) who does nothing but complain and complaints tend to sound like a seagull.

Seagulls: "Squawk squawk!"
Mr Williams: "Shut up William!"

by Evans da slang mysta July 10, 2009

Seagull

noun,: a racial slur; an african american. Term is relevant in the presumption that african americans are like seagulls in the sense that 1. they only like each other 2. they are commonly found in large annoying groups 3. they're loud and obnoxious 4. they shit all over everything (especially things white people enjoy) and generally ruin a good time on a saturday night on the boardwalk 5. the are commonly found around large trash piles or dumpsters 6. they never shut the fuck up 7. they steal stuff frequently 8. they are generally disliked by the majority of the population

That fucking seagull just stole my french fries!

by Dan344 February 27, 2010

seagull

A term for a lesbian(she dives to get the fish.....)

yo, I wanted to hook up with that fine ass bitch, but she was a seagull

by Brian Croteau October 5, 2005

Seagull

A skanky girl, with a dyke like demeanor ie. short boy like hair. Likes to pick at other people's sloppy seconds.

That girl is a seagull, she's trying to get with my ex-boyfriend.

by squirelhater April 27, 2009

seagull

When youre banging a gurl on the beach and u stick your dick in the sand then stick your sandy dick back in her which then makes he flail her arms and scream like a seagull

"Yo you see that naked girl screaming over there on the beach"
"Yah her boyfriend just gave her the seagull"

by boxer0572 October 15, 2007

seagull

Another name for a lazy nigger. You see, niggers are like seagulls. You give seagulls enough food and other things and they stop working for it and expect people to give it to them.

Wow, look at all those seagulls in the welfare line. Newports must be on sale for a short time only.

by yaavjndfkngdg November 14, 2011