french my asshole and make me cum !

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.

Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!

by USAF Cadet September 1, 2021

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole

when your a bitch and u have no life go get one u dumbass

i dont give a fuck eat my asshole

by eat my ass u bitch ass suck December 13, 2017

why your mother sucks my asshole dry

she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.

"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."

"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."

by cuntsrus August 15, 2008

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

by Renkari October 14, 2021

bite my hairy asshole

a saying meaning "i don't care about what you have to say" or "i don't like what you're saying, take it back"

Danielle told Lee,"bite my hairy asshole!" when he made fun of her jacket.

by Hannibal345 April 22, 2009

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020

lick my duck’s asshole!

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.

Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023