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Lawn Rock 

A genre consisting of R&B, Blues, and Light Rock. Bands in this genre tend to consist of people in their 30's or 40's, usually with 5-8 members. They often play free concerts that are put on by a city council, and take place on a large lawn (hence the name, "lawn" rock). Families with small children often attend these concerts, bringing along coolers full of wine, cheese and crackers. The parents will often get their kids on the stage to "dance", or their will be a dancing area directly in front of the stage. Occasionally, a Lawn Rock band will put out an album, which is often bought by people in their 30's or 40's.
There's a free concert down at City Park tonight, wanna go?
Nah, its probably some Lawn Rock band.
Lawn Rock by karmaguitarma July 14, 2010
Related Words

lawn sausage 

(n) Dog turd deposited in the grass.
Watch out where you step! This yard is filled with lawn sausages.
lawn sausage by Heptune May 14, 2005

lawn cigar 

Another term for yard candy, which is a piece of excrement left in one's yard, usually by a dog or some other animal.
Holy freakin crap, look at all those lawn cigars that dog left back here.
lawn cigar by mangus May 26, 2004

lawn chair 

lawn chair by kcheimer June 26, 2008

Lawn Burro 

Literally: Thank You

This how Red Necks say thank you in Spanish. It is a phonetic transliteration of "Grassy Ass." The Red Neck attempt at pronouncing Gracias.

Because the attempt at prouncing gracias is usually an honest effort at inclusivity Lawn Burro is way of gently referring to people who are kind hearted but don't quite get it.

Sometimes replaces De Nada.
Among a Spanish Speaker and Souther non-Spanish Speaker who are friendly:

non-Spanish Speaker, "Grassy Ass"

Spanish Speaker in reply, "Lawn Burro"
Lawn Burro by AlephNautical November 9, 2010

Lawn Cocks

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.
Lawn Cocks by lockenload23 March 11, 2017