by xSlxshii April 12, 2017
Get the Hypocrite mug.Someone who whines about the double standards of other people, calls them bullies, or says they've censored their communications, then turns around and imitates the people they called bullies, says all the same things a bully would say, tries to do all the things a bully would do, but never faces any consequences from anyone for their behavior. Does everything in a slick way, then tries to call other people sick, even though it's always been the other people who were held accountable for their actions.
The hypocrite spent too much time imitating hypocrites and bullies to recognize the imitation self-serving, narcissistic hypocrite in the mirror. Being an imitation hypocrite too often doesn't come with any of the consequences for being a true hypocrite though, since people too often excuse the behavior and send the consequences to the true hypocrite.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
Get the Hypocrite mug.Someone who doesn't believe in any god, or hold any god sacred, but still praises god and says his name before bless you. Someone who doesn't believe in rules or hold them sacred, but also doesn't believe in breaking rules, or hold it sacred to break rules. Someone who doesn't believe in fairness or justice, or hold either sacred. Someone who hates critics until its popular to jump on a bandwagon and become one themself, then criticizes over bullshit.
The hypocrite went beyond whining about not being on top, and felt that anybody else but him/her being there didn't deserve it, and should be forced to give him/her something like they owed him/her something. The hypocrite felt that it was fair when he/she ridiculed other people for being a loser, but if he/she got a taste of his/her own shit, tried to get everybody to take everything the person/group worked hard on away from the other person/group and went far beyond whining about unfairness.
by Solid Mantis January 20, 2020
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Nicole-"Well actually I didn't sleep with him but thanks for asking first! But I hope you had a good time sleeping with my brother over and over! You are the definition of a hypocrite!"
Nicole-"Well actually I didn't sleep with him but thanks for asking first! But I hope you had a good time sleeping with my brother over and over! You are the definition of a hypocrite!"
by Hsiforldb January 6, 2014
Get the Hypocrite mug.It’s like saying something bad abt a thing and then the next minute you do the “bad thing” idk if you understand
When I was like 11 I used to steal my moms cigs and smoke em. So one day I was like “ Ayo big booty mama, like smoking is so stupid” she agreed. LIKE BITCH YOU SMOKE CIGS YOUR SELF YOU HIPPO, aight I shouldn’t be talking lol. I guess that’s the definition of a hypocrite. If you don’t understand that sound like a you prob ☺️Nah jk jk, I hope this was like idk helpful and shit 😔
by Yummyoldmomcigs August 23, 2021
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He/she is determined to win anyone over at the cost of alienating others, in order to make he/she look like the innocent one and never admits to being a hypocrite, when the actions are clearly defined.
by MeMyOwn August 14, 2014
Get the Hypocrite mug.The bitch that says she hates gossip then spreads it. The jerk who says he hates when guys pressure girlls then trys and pressure you. The teacher who says telling the truth is better and lies to you. The boss who says cheatings bad and cheats on his wife with a married stafff member. The lies your told by a stupid person.
by Bek's halfway lover July 10, 2011
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