When you've been told by your boss to wear a facemask on federal property and hours later you found your boss doesn't wear one on federal property.
by Justin9991 January 22, 2021
by xSlxshii April 13, 2017
by MachoSkarm June 03, 2019
Tiffany- "why would you have a threesome with my brother?!"
Nicole-"Well actually I didn't sleep with him but thanks for asking first! But I hope you had a good time sleeping with my brother over and over! You are the definition of a hypocrite!"
Nicole-"Well actually I didn't sleep with him but thanks for asking first! But I hope you had a good time sleeping with my brother over and over! You are the definition of a hypocrite!"
by Hsiforldb January 06, 2014
Someone who whines about the double standards of other people, calls them bullies, or says they've censored their communications, then turns around and imitates the people they called bullies, says all the same things a bully would say, tries to do all the things a bully would do, but never faces any consequences from anyone for their behavior. Does everything in a slick way, then tries to call other people sick, even though it's always been the other people who were held accountable for their actions.
The hypocrite spent too much time imitating hypocrites and bullies to recognize the imitation self-serving, narcissistic hypocrite in the mirror. Being an imitation hypocrite too often doesn't come with any of the consequences for being a true hypocrite though, since people too often excuse the behavior and send the consequences to the true hypocrite.
by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020
Someone who can't stop whining about the way a group is treated, whether it be animals, females, black people, or LGBT people, to the point that even people from some of these groups are getting duct tape to put over their mouth and saying we're happy already and don't need to be treated any different.
The hypocrite was whining about the way different groups were treated despite being a hypocrite like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis August 02, 2020