Guy 1: hey I got a new girlfriend.
Guy 2: nice, who?
Guy 1: you wouldn’t know her she goes to a different school.
Guy 2: nice, who?
Guy 1: you wouldn’t know her she goes to a different school.
by albino zucchini March 17, 2019
A girlfriend, is a PERSON'S female companion with whom they have a sexual relationship. Stop assuming everybody is genders other than males can have female partners too.
She lives with her girlfriend
by IAMSNUFFY May 24, 2015
by Jads September 1, 2008
"Girlfriends are mythical creatures'
by SonicSpeedster6-alt April 25, 2018
I just spent 500 dollars on my Girlfriend for our one fucking month anniversary. She spent 5 dollars on me for some candy... She told me she wanted more, than i told her she would if she fucked me. We fucked and than i broke up with her and took back all the jewelry and the recipts and got 300 dollars back.
id rather fuck a whore for 20.
id rather fuck a whore for 20.
by Mayge January 10, 2007
Prefferably a girl/woman that will take care of you, rub your neck when you get off of work, clean the house, and make supper 5 out of 7 days a week. Can also nag, bitch, and complain.
Side effects of having a girlfriend: Subjected to violent mood swings, blue balled for one week every month, and made to feel inferior, because of our male peni (Peni being the Latin plural for penises).
See also: ball and chain
Side effects of having a girlfriend: Subjected to violent mood swings, blue balled for one week every month, and made to feel inferior, because of our male peni (Peni being the Latin plural for penises).
See also: ball and chain
by d_reck573 April 7, 2009