free exercise

Any exercise you don't have to pay a membership for.

Jas: dude, wanna go to the YMCA after work and catch some stairmaster action?

Jes: no thats okay I took the stairs to work today.

Jas: but, but why I didn't know the elevator was broken..

Jes: because it's free exercise you douche.

by j4jes January 17, 2009

tabletop exercise

A tabletop exercise is a simulation of an emergency situation, such as a military invasion or a bioterrorist outbreak. It involves key personnel discussing simulated scenarios in an informal setting. TTXs can be used to assess plans, policies, and procedures.

In 1989, tropical disease specialists at a conference in Honolulu participated in a tabletop exercise of an ‘‘airborne Ebola’’ outbreak among African civil-war refugees.

by Moa-Moa February 18, 2015

elbow exercise

to drink usually in excess

Lets go to the pub and elbow exercise

by Yousuf Chowdhary October 26, 2006

exercise in futility

When parts of your body are still jiggling long after you have stopped running.

Jennifer was the only one in the gym who considered her workout to be an exercise in futility, since the men all appreciated that her boobs were still bouncing long after she got off the treadmill.

by leroywaggle June 14, 2011

exercise intolerance

The condition that people with fibromyalgia claim they have that prevents them from engaging in physical activities that have been shown to significantly help their "disease."

Joyce: Because of exercise intolerance, I cannot workout for more than 10 minutes.
Billy: Hmmmmm, are you sure? Or is it because you weigh 300 pounds? You know Joyce, I know of a really good water aerobics class.

by PsyDawg July 13, 2015

exercising prerogative

This is an auspicious phrase, ostensibly referring to hard work as in decisions, decisions, decisions, though evidenty not in the sense that the world is your oyster though discovering it os entirely up to you.

See here, I'm exercising prerogative, if nothing else, along with other less than formidable subjects.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

Bed exercises

sex

"your cat looks hot" "you should have bed exercises with it"

by Axxerano October 18, 2014