Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

Hands-free masturbation device by M Digga August 24, 2006

bring me the device 

A joke used in the AMAZING SHOW "Whitest Kids U'know", when a Mormon father is angry with his son.

Abusive dad:
"TIMOTHY! BECAUSE YOUR ARE THIRTEEN YEARS OLD, YOU WILL NOW BE PUNISHED AS AN ADULT! EXTEND YOUR LEFT ARM TIMOTHY!"

Wife:
"ZACH, NO!"

Abusive dad:
"SHUSH! GLORIA! BRING ME THE DEVICE!"

bring me the device by DemmiaPwns March 31, 2009

mobile device 

A hardwired intercom mechanism on an aircraft carrier

Taxpayer dollars pay for mobile devices

mobile device by Holey Leonard January 29, 2020

chastity device 

n.

An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.

For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.

For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.

Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.

As a submissive pseudomale, I always wear a chastity device when I engage in sexual activities.

chastity device by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 17, 2021

Goldsteinic Device 

noun:

1. A term coined from George Orwell's critically acclaimed dystopian novel "1984" that refers to a nonexistent idea used as a scare tactic by a person or an organization. Such a device is used as a public diversion from a situation at hand as the "antagonist,"Emmanuel Goldstein, was in Orwell's book.

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Example:
Many would call the terrorist group "Al Qaeda" a Goldsteinic device that the US government uses to help justify their war efforts.

Goldsteinic Device by kenanjabr May 30, 2012

Salad Device

A specialized type of device designed to be used specifically on salad.

Hey, can you pass me the salad device, I need it for my salad.

Salad Device by Ric Mic June 1, 2017

handheld portal device 

The Aperture science handheld portal device(ASHPD)is a device found in the puzzle game created by Valve , portal and portal 2.It's used to create two portals, when you enter one,you come out of the other one.This device is used to solve diffrent, easy and difficult puzzles.

Ummm....Just go and play portal 2 to see the handheld portal device.(it's amazing)

handheld portal device by DrTrex February 1, 2014