as a chick is sucking your balls, making sure her head is upright, she gives you a handjob resembling the action of using an asthma puffer.
by asthmainventer October 15, 2009
"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."
by JohnnyLurg September 29, 2011
A dump in which somebody cries for attention and screams alot. They pretend to be in a fatal situation but really are just taking a poo. In most cases of asthma dump, a nebulizer is needed. When the A.D.T. Asthma Dump Taker is confronted on what happened, they make up a very large, exaggerated story about how it hurt so bad. Most A.D.T.'s cry after taking the asthma dump to make it more realistic. They also act as if they can't breathe in a dying state.
"OH MY GOD!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! I'M HAVING AN ASTHMA DUMP!!! I NEED DA NEBULIZER!!!!to husband and children then starts to cry overly-loud for attention I NEED SOME MUTHA-F***** TOILET PAPER!!!!
by DeathByHallows November 21, 2009
When multiple people have asthma attacks at the same time during an activity causing them to have to sit out for a while to relax their breathing and lungs. The small group of people who are sitting out while others are still doing said activity is known to be an Asthma party
Person 1: Why are joe and barry sitting out of laps?
Person 2: Oh they both have asthma, looks like their having an asthma party
Person 2: Oh they both have asthma, looks like their having an asthma party
by TheDerpyDerpFace August 27, 2016
When poop gets on your ball sackage and you have to use your vacuum along side your dog to lick and suck it off.
by Some gay shit May 27, 2019
a wheezing turtle.
- a person with asthma who has a bad attack and can't catch their breath enough and they start to wheeze and get slow like a turtle. more of a metaphor "wheezing turtle". just saying how asthmatics are dissabled and slow in a way they don't breathe.
- asthmatic person.
- a person with asthma who has a bad attack and can't catch their breath enough and they start to wheeze and get slow like a turtle. more of a metaphor "wheezing turtle". just saying how asthmatics are dissabled and slow in a way they don't breathe.
- asthmatic person.
Oh my god you guys she was running the mile and became a wheezing turtle when she had an asthma attack.
by unfaithful32195 March 24, 2010
by Sistoskipper July 25, 2014