Bust that Crust

When a woman has gone so long without intercourse, that her vagina has crusted shut. By sticking your penis in her, you bust the crust and she is ready for love

She’s not a bad looking older lady. I’d bust that crust.

by Buttplug_Barney December 9, 2021

Motley Crust

A crusty crouton to be served with mozzarella.

"Ashes to ashes and dust to dust. With this Motley Crouton, I make Motley Crust!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 8, 2023

winter crust

When you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af.

Becky: "Oh my god, it's Jake!"
Samantha: "No girl, stay away, I see that winter crust on his lips."

by iluvdinosaurs February 6, 2017

crust as fuck

When you're too god damn crust to give a fuck and you reek of apolitical ideology.

Dude did you see that guys dreads? He's crust as fuck! I really like her ACAB patch.

by killcops March 17, 2017

soup crust

When soup is in a "hot pan" in a steam table and become slighty reduced. Therefore, leaving a chewy or crust like residue on the wall of the pan.

"Hey man, I scraped the soup crust off with a spoon. Do you want some?"
"Wow, this soup crust has so much flavor!"

by Cotton518 January 2, 2019

Pizza Crust

Can refer to sex (rough or soft) or someone's penis.

Would you like your pizza crust rough or soft

by Veronicalodgetisdall June 17, 2018

Sloth Crust

the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)

"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"

by SuperBun October 18, 2022