smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.

I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...

by Handsome Van September 26, 2017

E-smoker

One who enjoys the pleasant hobby of using an e-cigarette (or personal vaporizer), as an alternative to smoking regular cigarettes. A non-obnoxious alternative to the classic 'vapist'!

'That girl vapes with such a chilled out cool about her... Not a care in the world! So glad she's a casual e-smoker rather than an annoying vapist... '

by Batman13 March 23, 2016

Fool Smoker

A person, usually male, who routinely defeats and dominates their opponent to the point of embarrassment and humiliation.

Look at that guy walking away crying. He's obviously a victim of a fool smoker.

by Ole' Sid April 4, 2018

Smoker's Deal

Smoker's Deal is a term used when you get an unbelievable bargain for something. Smoker's Deal is something that a crack head would offer you on a product/service at a super low rate.

"Hey man I'll sell you this 52' inch flat screen for 20 bucks!".... "Damn that's a smoker's deal right there!"

by KCHyphy November 7, 2008

Smokers Corner

A Rap/Punk music group from Wollongong, Australia. There dope check them out

Smokers corners show was a rager bro i was cooked, big night

by LongLiveLeo369 August 20, 2021

Smoker's Driveway

A driveway that is covered in cigarette butts, making it evident that the current resident is indeed, a smoker.

John: Hey Dave, did you see the new neighbors?
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.

by koolmanrocks2000 July 28, 2013

dirty pole smoker

One who takes male members of unclean fashion into their mouths.

That guy doesn't like Harley's what a dirty pole smoker.

by HuntleyRules April 26, 2015