DUA is instead of DIA
DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.
We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!
instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.
Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.
We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!
instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.
Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!
Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!
How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!
Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!
All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA
The world is at PEACE 🌎
How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!
Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!
All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA
The world is at PEACE 🌎
by hurleyrocks March 8, 2021
Get the Directory user agent mug.A EULA (End User License Agreement) is a contract a manufacturer makes you sign before they let you buy or lease their product. Products that come with a EULA (pronounced "YOO - lah") are high-tech, big-ticket items: cars, cell phones, appliances, etc. EULAs contain do's & don't's for using a product. Violating the EULA will usually void the warranty.
A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.
Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.
The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).
EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
A EULA is not the same as a TOS (Terms of Service Agreement). A TOS is for a service, not a physical object.
Legally, a EULA gives you permission (gives you a "license") to use the product after you buy it. Presumably, the manufacturer can "revoke" that "permission" at any time, and they will do so by remotely shutting down the product (called "bricking" your product), rendering it inoperable.
The language of a typical EULA includes "hold harmless" clauses to protect the manufacturer from lawsuits. Additionally, you will (usually) be agreeing to let the manufacturer gather personal data about you via the product. This includes your locations, shopping habits, medical information, sexual orientation, etc. A EULA will also usually dictate that you resolve disputes via arbitration (not lawsuits), and stipulate that the arbiter will be hired by the manufacturer (so the arbiter works for the manufacturer, and will do as they say).
EULAs will become more common as modern manufacturers move away from the business model of selling things, and embrace the model of leasing things. That way, "you will own nothing and be happy."
I tries to read the EULA (End User License Agreement) that came with my new cell phone, but it was over 30 pages long, so I just gave up and signed it anyway. I hope that by signing it, I didn't agree to anything too crazy.
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