drain tour

When you grab a case of beer (any size will do) and hit the back roads without a care in the world. Frowned upon in modern society because fun things are bad.

I wish I was born in the 60s so I could go on drain tour every weekend and nobody would care.

by spicycolonkid420 April 20, 2020

world fuck tour

A couple's or individual goal to fuck everywhere and/or fuck someone in each country in the world.

So far, Kelly and I have done a world fuck tour in Canada, the US, Mexico, Japan, and Philipines. It seems like we're moving westward.

As part of his world fuck tour, Marcus has fucked 30 women in the same number of countries.

by PenguinSlideMaster December 24, 2019

Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 14, 2022

Booking my tour

When two men participate in homosexual activities.

Gaydrian must be booking my tour right now

by Sir long schlong December 4, 2021

Tour and Chill

To masterbate while a property manager on camera hosts a live virtual tour of an apartment for rent.

I did a few tour and chills today.

by AlphaMusk December 14, 2022

Swamp tour

When you get the shower real hot and steam and fart in her face!

Gave my lady a swamp tour last night!

by J-Gunther April 8, 2022

Tour-ettes

When you see Limp Bizkit and you impulsively say lyrics to yourself, and are communicatively limited to only Limp Bizkit lyrics.

Staring at a woman's chest who just saw Limp Bizkit, she shouts "Look into these eyes,".

This woman has developed tour-ettes

by meatpuss August 2, 2024