The Tour de France is a sexual maneuver performed when a girl riding a bicycle with rear pegs, is penetrated by someone standing on said rear pegs. It is extremely difficult, and dangerous. However, thousands of people perform this maneuver every other week. (esp. in California)
Ron: Hey, did you get with Jen yet?
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!
by PervertedPickle January 14, 2010
Get the Tour de Francemug. by Sir long schlong December 4, 2021
Get the Booking my tourmug. by 9_dry February 14, 2022
Get the In depth room tourmug. by J-Gunther April 8, 2022
Get the Swamp tourmug. by Blobigga January 25, 2019
Get the Art tourmug. When you into a Bucee’s gas station and piss a little and one toilet and go to the next one, trying to hold in your pee each time you piss so that you can piss in as many toilets as possible.
Hey man, I just had the best Alabama Piss Tour in Bucee’s man, there were so many toilets dude, I got at least 10!
by Gabe JoHanna June 28, 2025
Get the Alabama Piss Tourmug. This was the most iconic warped Tour that ever took place. It’s where bands like My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy played on the same stage. This was how the Peteky ship was born. Pete Wentz and his gay little ass Walked over to Mikey Way and was like “hey bro I like the skin from your shoulder to your ear it makes it all worth it.” And then Mikey was like “ya no homo tho” and Pete nodded in agreement.
Then they stood on a bridge and watched a New Mexico sunset, went to Waterparks, and gave each other high fives.
Oh they also had a little gang thing they called “the sweet little dudes”
It was also known as ‘The summer of like’ which was the original title of the Fall Out Boy song Band The Doldrums. It was originally written for one of the Shrek movies but ended up on their 2007 album Infinity On High. It’s obviously about Mikey Way himself along with like 80% of the album.
Then they stood on a bridge and watched a New Mexico sunset, went to Waterparks, and gave each other high fives.
Oh they also had a little gang thing they called “the sweet little dudes”
It was also known as ‘The summer of like’ which was the original title of the Fall Out Boy song Band The Doldrums. It was originally written for one of the Shrek movies but ended up on their 2007 album Infinity On High. It’s obviously about Mikey Way himself along with like 80% of the album.
Person 1: warped tour 2005 was so funny.
Person 2: ya haha pete Wentz and Mikey way were super gay though.
Person 2: ya I agree.
Person 2: ya haha pete Wentz and Mikey way were super gay though.
Person 2: ya I agree.
by Dontworkhereanymore August 15, 2022
Get the Warped Tour 2005mug.