waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Wait

The word 'wait' is often used today as an interjection, in the same meaning and manner as 'wait a minute'.

Friend 1: Hey I heard there was gonna be a big food banquet today?
Friend 2: Nah I lied lol
Friend 1: Wait, are you telling me I came to church for nothing?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 18, 2022

Wait He’s Goated

Kyle

“Wait he’s Goated”
“Yeah cuz that’s Kyle lol”

by CoopersForehead January 30, 2025

Wait a minute something ain’t right

When you realise that something isn’t right

Me: Wait a minute something ain’t right

by AnonymousDudeLolOk June 3, 2021

waiting

excepting something will happen and its affect

im waiting for urban dictionary to publish my definitions

by tywnomolos9774 September 30, 2022

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.

by Sexydimma March 21, 2014