Noun. k-EE-th
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
Australian male, typically over the age of 40, characterised by a staunch demeanour and a propensity for suburban disputes. Keiths are territorial by nature, short-tempered and, much like their female counter-type; the “Karen”, prone to authoritarian displays of power. They also like drinking shit beer and blasting Triple M loudly over their car stereo when home.
That Keith down the road was really on one this morning. A pregnant woman tried to park her car outside his house and he started screaming, "don't f**k with my trailer, c**t, don't park in my spot! It's the second time this week and I'm about to lose the plot. I phoned up the council and the bloke said it was mine, move your shit heap fo a car to the other f**king side!"
by playlunch_ May 12, 2025
Get the Keithmug. At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
Get the Keith Austin Hernandezmug. Whenever you’re totally keithing out. Keithing has many insertions in conversations..you can really just replace any word with keith/keithing.
Cool dude; woah!! He’s totally keithing it??
Lame dude; broseph what does that even mean..
Cool dude; keith up with the program bro..
Lame dude; broseph what does that even mean..
Cool dude; keith up with the program bro..
by Gnarlybro67 October 9, 2025
Get the Keithing itmug. A guy who was born with the gifts of a singer-songwriter, dancer, rapper, & actor. Behind the talented individual is someone who is lonely and looking for love and paranoid if his friends will be there for him or will they leave a scar on him like the last.
If you want someone to relate to or fall in love with? Find Keith Diamond Jr you'll fall in love with him, as a friend or maybe even more.
by Unknown_12345 February 13, 2019
Get the Keith Diamond Jrmug. by Allie KATTTTTTT April 5, 2022
Get the Keith the bugmug. He can pull your girl your momma your auntie and yo grandmother love him also he raw asl at basketball ball and don’t play dat and he super strong
by KeithDaDon April 20, 2022
Get the Keithmug. The Keith Lee effect can be seen when a small restaurant posts over tiktok about their food and Keith Lee replies with a post of his own helping them out and giving them new customers.
by Ellamara March 19, 2023
Get the The Keith Lee effectmug.