Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe
At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 09, 2020
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Tommy Keith

Tommy keith is so fine he makes my mouth water and I can't stop thinking about him omgggg
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Keith Holder

Keith Holder: someone who acts like a bigger penis then they have.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
by keith holder April 23, 2022
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Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.
Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.
by JoeStoner5446 July 18, 2015
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Keithing It

When you blow a load on top of a desk in the middle of class
Keith was keithing it on the desk to Minecraft porn in the middle of math class
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May 23 is the appreciate Keith day. On this day we give all of our love to this one specific Keith called keith.i.guess_

You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3
Hey did you know its the keith.i.guess day? You should praise him and give him attention today.
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !
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Keith And Deana

1)To have such a lifelong friendship that goes beyond the physical realm is to have a Keith and Deana kind of friendship.
Keith and Deana are usually covert government officials who appear to be just best friends but what they really do is have everyone’s back.

2) Keith and Deana are best friends who are loyal, trustworthy, and will always have your back. They come through for you when you need them the most, no matter what the cost is to them.

3) Part of why you know you can trust them is because you know they will always show up and follow through with what they say.

4) Keith and Deana are the tightest people who are modern day spy besties! If any agency is smart they will hire a Keith and a Deana for undercover work. But know that Keith is always a Capricorn born around January 11th and Deana is a Leo born around August 18th.
They are my Keith and Deana, always there to support me through thick and thin.
They proved to be a true Keith and Deana, standing by my side during the toughest times.
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