Turbo Touring

Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.
I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.
by KkjwCaptain Pugwash August 30, 2017
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shit tour

The act of making very drunken mistakes over a few days time frame
“Wow Kayla is drinking tequila tonight, she’s going on a shit tour
by Littycity3 May 09, 2018
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Slum Tour

A tour that usually consists of very few gigs performed by a little known band living out of a van.

For example, a band starting out on a tour with little networking and money is embarking on a slum tour.
Dude that was such a slum tour, we only played 3 shows and I had to shower in a burger king bathroom.
by Aspic Elm Hook May 23, 2012
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Tour de France

The Tour de France is a sexual maneuver performed when a girl riding a bicycle with rear pegs, is penetrated by someone standing on said rear pegs. It is extremely difficult, and dangerous. However, thousands of people perform this maneuver every other week. (esp. in California)
Ron: Hey, did you get with Jen yet?
Bob: Hell Yeah!! We did a Tour de France in the park for like 45 minutes!
Ron: No Way!
Bob: Yeah Way!
by PervertedPickle January 14, 2010
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tour goose

Someone who is always loud, a old Englis insult
Since Jeff was being a tour goose Rufus punched him on the dick
by Thetourgoose January 20, 2016
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Salim Toure

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tour de truly

When someone consumes one of each flavor in a pack of mixed Truly’s or similar seltzer in a short amount of time.
Matt went on a tour de truly even though he has to catch a six am flight.
by Sgiggles February 24, 2024
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