Smoke Alarm American

If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american

“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”

by 518Blackout July 23, 2024

Murdoch reverse alarm

When you take 2 steps backwards and farting on an unsuspecting victim

Duncan pulled up on Johnny and dropped a Murdoch reverse alarm on him

by Richard head 87 September 2, 2025

Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024

Fire Alarming

Your boyfriend.

I have a boyfriend. His name is.... Fire Alarm! I guess I was fire alarming a little bit.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 August 1, 2022

Alarm

A loud noise that sends people into a state of panic for no apparent reason. The longest time a Alarm has gone on for was on September 11th, 2001 and ended at 8:14 AM EDT.

"Dude I still remember the day that the longest alarm went off for. Ahhh, September 11th, 2001.... Such a good day.

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Alarm clock

The sound of tousands of electronic seagulls being skinned alive in order to wake your dumbass in the morning for a longer day of bullshit

1: I need to be up earlier than I want to be and before I would naturally wake up

2: Set an alarm clock

1: oh yes the only option I have that I still want to reject despite having no other option because I live alone

2: I'm here for you

by Broken toaster January 9, 2018

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021