skateboarder
skateboarder by Elizabeth Payne September 19, 2005
skateboarder
Assholes that hangs around stores dressed in clothes so shitty I think they soak it in the toilet before wearing it, and vandalise shit so that other kid, including so called wiggers (word I think to be offensive for hip-hop kids, but mainly for black people) get a fucking cold welcome in fucking stores because the assholes that got there before them tryied everything but didn't bought nothing. Just try buying a gold ring with your pants down your butt and a long t-shirt. Fucking ''funny'' how the salesperson anwser you, isn't it? Everytime I see shit like that, I think ''stupid ass cunts'' (no offense to women). And there probalby all gay (no offense to gays, just a way to describe them) and need to be ten to one to even have a small chance of scaring somebody with their 90 pounds of shit and their brown t-shirt. Of course, there are still real skateboarder, doing that sport for fun, not for fame and ''style''. And also, it's also the fault of these ''wiggers'' (the ones that run around sayin' thing like ''foe shizzle my nizzle''). I wear hip hop clothes, but I don't say the N-word (with or without black people in the room) and I understand that I'm white (something that seems hard to understand for some crazy assholes). One lat thing, it's usualy not hip-hop kids who dis skateboarder, it's normaly the other way around at the start. We just respond.
Ok, enough dissing these bitches, better go study, a thing skateboarders usualy don't do, as they all fail in school and shit.
Ok, enough dissing these bitches, better go study, a thing skateboarders usualy don't do, as they all fail in school and shit.
These pink and brown wearing assholes took my money!!! Get him officers!
Hurry up, the chief will give us a bonus, he's a skateboarder!
The world like it should be.
Hurry up, the chief will give us a bonus, he's a skateboarder!
The world like it should be.
skateboarder by I hate these skateboarder motherfuckers!!! August 21, 2006
skateboarder
(1)One who wastes money on a wooden board with wheels mounted on the bottom of it.
(2)One who rides around on a skateboard, thinking they're either cool, hot, or better than everyone else. These kids usually smoke pot and grow their hair into an unruly and/or ugly style. Skateboarders are known for wearing shirts that advertise skateboarding companies and/or counterfiet Ralph Lauren polo shirts. They can usually be seen around wearing various ugly styles of hats. Some wear beanies (making it look as if they're of Jewish origin), baseball caps (making it look like they know what baseball is), or skateboard brand hats. Some of the skateboard brand hats resemble baseball caps or even hats of communist leaders, such as Chiang Kai-Shek. These "skateboarders" usually associate themselves with be able to get hot girls, although not all are successful. They also are known for: having nothing better to do but to skate around on streets, smoking pot, destroying stuff, advertising symbols of anarchy, creating low budget skate teams, bothering girls, and/or thinking they are better than anyone one else at skateboarding.
(3) One and/or a group of retards who consider(s) skateboarding to be a sport, although it is definitely not.
(4) Professional Skateboarders who are famous for skateboarding. A Skateboarder is not the ordinary middle school/high school fag who think they are a skateboarder.
(5)Posers
(2)One who rides around on a skateboard, thinking they're either cool, hot, or better than everyone else. These kids usually smoke pot and grow their hair into an unruly and/or ugly style. Skateboarders are known for wearing shirts that advertise skateboarding companies and/or counterfiet Ralph Lauren polo shirts. They can usually be seen around wearing various ugly styles of hats. Some wear beanies (making it look as if they're of Jewish origin), baseball caps (making it look like they know what baseball is), or skateboard brand hats. Some of the skateboard brand hats resemble baseball caps or even hats of communist leaders, such as Chiang Kai-Shek. These "skateboarders" usually associate themselves with be able to get hot girls, although not all are successful. They also are known for: having nothing better to do but to skate around on streets, smoking pot, destroying stuff, advertising symbols of anarchy, creating low budget skate teams, bothering girls, and/or thinking they are better than anyone one else at skateboarding.
(3) One and/or a group of retards who consider(s) skateboarding to be a sport, although it is definitely not.
(4) Professional Skateboarders who are famous for skateboarding. A Skateboarder is not the ordinary middle school/high school fag who think they are a skateboarder.
(5)Posers
Tony Hawk is a skateboarder.
Joe Schmo, who is in 10th grade, is not a skateboarder, unless he has been nationally recognized for his talents.
John's a skateboarder because he thinks it is a sport. John is also a retard who cannot make the modified basketball team...
Joe Schmo, who is in 10th grade, is not a skateboarder, unless he has been nationally recognized for his talents.
John's a skateboarder because he thinks it is a sport. John is also a retard who cannot make the modified basketball team...
skateboarder by Tony Hawk April 1, 2005
Skateboarder
A person who rides a skateboard, which is a plank of wood with wheels. Skateboarders come in all sizes and shapes.
A skateboarder also likes to bitch about rollerbladers and bmx'ers are in the way, when their certainly wasting more space than any of the two earlier mentioned.
A skateboarder also likes to bitch about rollerbladers and bmx'ers are in the way, when their certainly wasting more space than any of the two earlier mentioned.
skateboarder: Dude, FUCK OFF! You're blocking my way the the quarter pipe!
rollerblader: Well, it was actually my turn to ride.
skateboarder: go away *picks up board and throws at rollerblader*
rollerblader: Well, it was actually my turn to ride.
skateboarder: go away *picks up board and throws at rollerblader*
Skateboarder by Andreas-Y May 25, 2008
Skateboarder foot
Skateboarder foot is a condition which shows up after years of skating, in which a callus forms on the ball of the foot you would use to push off. As you get older this can be uncomfortable at times even causing premature wear in socks and insoles of shoes and in my experience quite painful on long walks or if your on your feet for long periids of time.
“If I would have known skateboarder foot was going to be the end result of years of street skateboarding I probably would have gotten new skate shoes and insoles more often instead of waiting till you can see my foot threw the bottom”
Skateboarder foot by jc26 June 7, 2018
girl skateboarder
a true girl skateboarder is one who doesnt skate just to pull boys or too look cool.. or to be like Avril.. a true one is who does it for fun and enjoys what she does.. and doesnt just up when they break a nail or get a grazed elbow... a true one atleast hows how to ollie (or even knows how to ride a board) and knows 10 other skaters rather then Bam margera and Tony Hawk.
real: yo, hus ur fav skater?
fake: Bam margera hes the best and gosh hes soo sexy..
real: right right.. heard of rodney mullen?
fake: er.. noo.. oh god look at that guy other there hes sooo fit..im going to show he i can skate.. hes too fit and woo hes looking at me..im gonna go skate up to him.. *gets on board, starts to kick.. woops falls off board* Ouchh broke a nail.. worst day of my life!
real: shes not a true girl skateboarder :(
fake: Bam margera hes the best and gosh hes soo sexy..
real: right right.. heard of rodney mullen?
fake: er.. noo.. oh god look at that guy other there hes sooo fit..im going to show he i can skate.. hes too fit and woo hes looking at me..im gonna go skate up to him.. *gets on board, starts to kick.. woops falls off board* Ouchh broke a nail.. worst day of my life!
real: shes not a true girl skateboarder :(
girl skateboarder by truegirlskater September 25, 2005
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