The term originates from the game that became popular in 2020, "Among Us". When used outside of the game the term has been further extended to mean when someone says or does something that reveals something bad or sinister about themselves unintentionally. The political twitch streamer Hasanabi uses it frequently.
Matt Gaetz: The New York Times is running a story that I traveled with a 17 year old woman. This is verifiably false.
Hasan: He just said "17 year old woman". Kind of a self report.
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Someone being Interviewed: Israel has killed 63 children this is horrible.
Hannity: Maybe Hamas shouldn't have shot missiles from hospitals and schools. If someone attacked the U.S., it would be all hands on deck.
Hasan: "Oh dude we would murder every baby in the region if an American city was harmed" is not an argument you can make for what the morally correct action to take is in this circumstance. You're only self reporting that you would do worse war crimes than what Israel is currently engaging in. That's psychopathic.
Hasan: He just said "17 year old woman". Kind of a self report.
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Someone being Interviewed: Israel has killed 63 children this is horrible.
Hannity: Maybe Hamas shouldn't have shot missiles from hospitals and schools. If someone attacked the U.S., it would be all hands on deck.
Hasan: "Oh dude we would murder every baby in the region if an American city was harmed" is not an argument you can make for what the morally correct action to take is in this circumstance. You're only self reporting that you would do worse war crimes than what Israel is currently engaging in. That's psychopathic.
by Sinfinite May 23, 2021
n. Trucker-speak. A report of the location of state troopers (smokey bears, or just bears) patrolling the road ahead, usually obtained from vehicles moving in the opposite direction which have just come from the place for which you want a bear report.
Trucker1: Break 1-9, Eastbound.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.
by fizzle April 5, 2004
The song that children at either YMCA or
natures classroom sing before they measue the amount of leftover scraps they leave,
unfortunatly the lyrics are varied between places.
natures classroom sing before they measue the amount of leftover scraps they leave,
unfortunatly the lyrics are varied between places.
Joe: Uhg I'm to full, I'm gonna throw this food away.
Mike: NO! do you want our ORT REPORT to be higher that yesterdays group?
Mike: NO! do you want our ORT REPORT to be higher that yesterdays group?
by Joeybob2letter August 7, 2009
Daniel Grozdich The creator of the one of the most funny YOUTUBE shows on Youtube.com
www.youtube.com/http://www.youtube.com/user/gradualreport
www.gradualreport.com
www.youtube.com/http://www.youtube.com/user/gradualreport
www.gradualreport.com
"Haha...Danny is hilarious! He makes me laugh every time i watch his videos on youtube!!"
"You should check out the gradual report!"
"You should check out the gradual report!"
by Zachary JonesJonesJones August 26, 2008
We use them at work, Used to be called
Project Reports. I managed to get the
report retitled on the form as
Total Project Summary Report, now referred to as TPS reports, giggles from us, blank stares from them.
Project Reports. I managed to get the
report retitled on the form as
Total Project Summary Report, now referred to as TPS reports, giggles from us, blank stares from them.
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
The most awesome news report ever, hosted by danny, most people watch him on youtube or on his website. One of his more well known projects is his douche nozzle project, in which he tried to deliver somewhere around 350 douche nozzles to the president of the united states. its a funny thing to watch every weekday, go check it out
Mike: The Gradual Report is one of the greatest things on youtube I've seen so far!
Jim: I know! Hes much better than you
Jim: I know! Hes much better than you
by gwrarfaggotman March 26, 2008
You c in elementary school you can get a Conduct report which is just a written piece on whatever rule you broke but my teacher likes yelling stop hustling me or i'm gonna give you a hustle report so ya plz send help :)
by Stickwood Jr May 28, 2019