Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.
by papashankfoot December 7, 2019
Jack: Hey, what’s your favorite flavor of Oatmeal
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits
Ethan: Fuck you, you know I only eat grains, not fruits
by Staac October 11, 2019
Oatmeal means that you’re bored. Or something is plain. Oatmeal is NOT a food. Contrary to popular belief, in 2012 it was just a huge meme that you could eat oatmeal to not be bored. If you’re eating oatmeal, you’re probably eating hummus.
by See, I’m right June 16, 2019
I'm in love with the oatmeal!
by teamswirl420 March 18, 2016
by Dirtygirl75 July 6, 2011
Lil oatmeal is the best rapper ever. His social media is @theliloatmeal . He has sex constantly and was married to Zendaya. He currently dates Rubi Rose, a fellow rapper.
by lil oatmeal April 14, 2020
When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.
by PinkPanther13 April 20, 2018